I’m feeling bored with my day to day married life and need a distraction. I want some fun back in my life and I’m not looking for anything serious at the moment so if you want to catch feelings for someone, don’t waste them on me. While I do want something on the more casual side, I would like it to be long term. If you sext me right away, be prepared to get blocked.

Me

I’m married, have been told I’m pretty with a nice smile, and I’m petite but curvy in a good way. I have a good sense of humor and don’t take myself too seriously. I’m picky so I plan on being selective. Flexible to meet during day time and chat after 5 pm. I’m not great at small talk and get bored easily but I make up for it by being a great kisser. We’re all busy but I plan on making time for you and want someone who feels the same way. If you have a hard time being transparent, don’t waste my time. I won’t make you second guess where you stand and I expect the same courtesy back. I am not new to this and expect you to have equal OPSEC. If your wife tracks you or you have Life360, don’t involve me in all that - my husband and I do not track each other’s locations.

You

• Can hold a conversation but don’t need to chat all day long
• Age 30-45
• Can move to telegram quickly
• Live close enough for frequent meet ups (consider Suwanee, Peachtree City, Douglasville, Stone Mountain as too far but if you travel to the city I could be open to it if you come here often enough)
• Preferably married so you understand the need for discretion
• Can compartmentalize this part of your life but not Severance level compartmentalization
• I don’t care if you have kids and are a family man so long as you are not a guilt king, your wife isn’t actively pregnant, or you don’t have an infant
• Have a decent amount of facial hair. Not duck dynasty style but stubble to full beard is what I like

Send me a message if you want to enter the ring for a chance. Include details about yourself, the area you live in, your telegram handle, your expectations/schedule, and what shows you’re watching to cure your SAD (help me cure mine too thanks!). Who knows maybe I’ll like your show enough and we can Netflix and chill sometime if that’s what the kids are still saying

If it’s clear you didn’t read my post, you send me a dick pic, you’re not local and don’t travel enough, or you send a generic “what are you looking for” I won’t be responding. I prefer to send the first message on telegram so make sure you’re discoverable to chat requests. I don’t do pic exchange through reddit.

I know this may sound harsh but I promise I’m a sweet and fun woman! So don’t be afraid to message me because of my post. I promise I don’t bite (unless you’re into that)