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[M4F] - 53 #Suffolk #Virginia - Costco Companion & Adventure Co-Pilot Wanted
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HamptonRoadsVA52M is a male looking for a female in Colorado
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Hey there!

I’m a 53-year-old married guy from Suffolk, expertly navigating the daily circus of life with multiple kids. I’m looking for someone who understands that adventure doesn’t always mean skydiving—sometimes it’s just surviving a Saturday at Costco without losing your sanity or forgetting the one thing you actually came for.

Life’s taught me to appreciate the small wins—like finding the car keys, managing to stream something decent, and turning chaos into comedy. If you’re someone who values wit, keeps it drama-free, and enjoys the occasional existential debate (or at least a solid “why is this in bulk?” rant), we might just get along.

Oh, and here’s a haiku because why not:

Shelf life is fleeting,

Affairs and avocados—

Handle both with care.

If this sounds like your vibe, let’s chat—membership optional.

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