1. Being a guy and posting on here.

The odds, they aren’t in our favor. So thank you for stopping by! Before you get back to doomscrolling through the endlessly proliferating M4F posts here…

1. Not getting to the point

In short, I crave the intoxication of new relationship energy sustained over time. An instant connection with breezy, entertaining, chit-chat that maybe leads to occasional, life affirming meet-ups. That said, please be somewhat local to Philadelphia so at least there’s the illusion of IRL potential.

1. One size does not fit all

Be yourself. Catch my attention with your wit and quirkiness keep it with your equally filthy mind.

Bc attraction is completely subjective, I prefer to exchange photos early to see if there’s mutual appeal

1. Unreasonable expectations

Meeting all the qualifications listed is rare find in general, let alone in this corner of the Internet, but you only hit what you shoot for…

If you’re interested in the unique pleasure of opening up to a complete stranger, sharing some laughs and perhaps some sordid thoughts, I hope to hear from you.

1. Failing to let her talk.

If this post has left you speechless and paralyzed with how to respond, please tell me your favorite dish at Thanksgiving