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Is your life feeling a little too on track? Need someone to throw a little chaos into your schedule?Well, consider this your invitation to break free from the ordinary.
About Me: • I’m that guy who’ll pretend to know what’s going on at a fancy wine tasting—until I accidentally order the wrong wine and make it charming. • Fluent in sarcasm, awkward silences, and spontaneous road trips to places we didn’t even plan to visit. • Got a full-time job, but I promise, I’m better at making time for you than my schedule would suggest. • I have been known to occasionally look at you in a way that makes you think I have a secret (I do—it’s that I can’t remember if I left my phone on silent).
What I’m Looking For: • Someone who appreciates the finer things in life… like Netflix, snacks, and very questionable decisions. • A partner who enjoys getting lost in conversation, whether it’s about your favorite pizza topping or what really happened to the dinosaurs. • If you can laugh at yourself (and me), we’ll get along just fine.
What I Offer: • No commitments, just spontaneous good times and the occasional stolen kiss. • An expert at making everything feel casual… until you realize I might have just planned an entire evening around making you laugh. • Complete discretion. After all, we’ll just call this a secret rendezvous… until we accidentally run into each other at the grocery store.
So if you’re up for an escape from the ordinary (and the occasional questionable choice), let’s make some memories
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