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42 [M4F] #Iowa & surrounding states - Looking for my ride or die
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MstrMpty is a male age 42 looking for a female in Iowa
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Married, kids, dogs, educated (BA/MBA), probably not attractive enough for you, work in technology and stay busy with several activities of interest.

If you made it through that without losing interest, welcome! As I said, I've got 3 kids, 2 dogs, 1 wife in a DB/roommate situation but no partridge or a pear tree. I love to travel but don't get a ton of opportunity outside of the Midwest, music and podcasts, catching a good movie or show, any activities related to water, and oxford commas. I lean left politically and am 420 friendly even if I am not partaking.

But what about you? What am I looking for? Well, first and foremost, be alive. Sorry Zombies and Vampires, not being discriminatory, just my preference. Be able to hold a conversation and have a sense of humor. I'm less interested in physical appearance than I am with someone who can both initiate AND participate in a conversation. I'd also like to meet eventually if we hit it off but know that will take time.

Hopefully something in my post caught your attention and I'll hear from you. If you respond, tell me a funny or embarrassing story. I'll even share one to start... When I was in high school, I dove in a pool but had forgotten to tie my suit. While I didn't lose my suit entirely, I did show quite a bit of ass. When I got out of the water, my supervisor simply asked if I was embarr-assed 🤦‍♂️

Hope to hear from you!

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a male
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42
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a female
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