SFW pic on my profile for those who are curious.

We all know the holidays can be fun but spending alot of time with family can be mentally taxing. Let’s be each other’s escape?

Me: I am a woman in her in the suburbs who is a married mother. I am a white-collared professional with a good career. I work 100% from home so I the free time to be able to invest into this. Physically I am petite with curves in all the right places with tanned olive skin, dark hair and eyes. I workout and fitness is important to me so I want a partner who does the same.

Who I am looking for: a married man who is 37-45 and local to the DFW area. Ideally you are in north Dallas, Denton or Collin county. I am most attracted to tall, white athletic men who take care of themselves but I can be somewhat flexible on race. Sorry I am not into dad-bods at all. I gravitate towards men who are career and goal driven. Please have some flexibility in your schedule to be able to chat thru out the weekdays and eventually meet up if the stars align. Also please be sure you have your OPSEC together before pursueing an AP. If your wife tracks your phone, car, finances, etc. then that is too much of a flight risk to me and I will have to pass. I am wanting a long term AP…somebody who can be my secret boyfriend so to speak.

No to the following: cigarette smokers, bad hygiene, close mindedness, bad communicators, guys with a chip on their shoulders and label themselves as doms and bulls, being politically conservative. If you are ultra religious, anti-science, and/or a trumper, we won’t get along. Absolutely no single men please.

If you have never downloaded music from Limewire or Napster, then you are too young for me.

I am not interested in being your one night stand when you travel here next week or next month.

If you have made it to the end, please send me a msg with a brief intro of yourself and tell me why you think we may be a good fit. Physical attraction will be an important equation of this so exchanging pics early on is preferred. I can’t wait to meet you!

Bonus points if you can tell me the song that my title is from.