I don't need to be here, I want to be here. Because of that, I am looking for something specific. As should everyone here. We are here for a reason so be selfish and go for it. So let us not waste anyone's time.

A little bit about me: I reside in the state of 10000 lakes and I am a dad, husband, friend, and professional but I crave making someone happy and pleasing them as much as they do for me. I can give a lot of time and attention to the right person. I am confident in who I am and I know what I can offer. We all have insecurities (I do as well) and I love helping others overcome those but there is a line that the self-deprecating comments get to be too much. I have an insatiable love for knowledge and wisdom, so be prepared to receive messages obtaining the newest conspiracy or nugget of info I find interesting, or I think you might find interesting. I have a lot of hobbies, for example; reading, sports, music (all types), anything with outside play.

You: age range of 25-50, confident in themselves, I am a sucker for eyes and a smile. I am quick-witted and can be abrasive at times, so I need someone who does not get offended easily and can dish it back. Be interesting... have some kind of passion about something. Be open-minded and have a thirst for knowledge as well. Please have the guilt of this world at least somewhat behind you because I am past that aspect in my adultery journey. Being discrete should be at the forefront of your mind at all times because I would like this to be long-term. Someone who isn't afraid of the emotional side of this world but can keep it in check so both lives don't implode. A little secret and something that might get you more of a push is having a dark sense of humor, I love crude, raunchy, inappropriate jokes. I love to laugh so help me with creating those beautiful laugh lines. and lastly... For the love of all that is science, please be able to conversate and express yourself. I can hold my own but only for so long.

I want someone to share our everyday life with. I want to sit on your side of the wall. I want to see and learn about the person you don't share with others. I would like to maybe have this turn into something physical so please be locationish or at least in Midwest region. I would like to exchange pics to see if there is an attraction early on because like I said earlier, I don’t want to waste anyone's time, especially yours. Again, a sucker for eyes and a smile. Add a kind heart, the class clown, and the nerd personalities. Welp... I should end this now but I do want to say that asking questions is fine but please do not turn it into an interview. Have some dialogue with the questions, I want to know why you answered the way you did and what made you come up with that conclusion.

Have a great weekend ahead!