I’ll be honest. I’m too chicken to physically cheat. I worry that the guilt would eat me alive. I spend a lot of time in my own head fantasizing about it, but when I’ve had opportunities the stupid little Jiminy Cricket on my shoulder talks shit and convinces me to back off.

I’ll say though, that cheating via text has often been enough of an outlet for me. I’m an incredibly sexual person and have an insatiable sex drive and I would love to share that part of me with someone without physically fucking.

And guess what else? I’m fucking lonely. I enjoy my life, but I feel incredibly trapped and it’s eating away at me. I would really love to make a very close friendship. I would love it if we could confide in each other, have deep intellectual conversations, make each other laugh, and then fantasize about what would happen if we were locked in a room together.

Sexual topics of interest: Creampies, cum, cock worship, light BDSM, breeding, anal, handjobs, blowjobs, tit play, nipple sucking, eating pussy, smelling pussy, ball licking, cum swallowing, mutual masturbation, and much more.

Friendship topics of interest: Current events, history, meme sharing, my cum in your panties, science, technology, mathematics, books, movies, science fiction, fantasy, doggy style, politics, video games, fitness, healthy eating, pets, cumming on your tits, hiking, and much more.

If a dozen or so of these topics interest you please respond!

I’m not going to oversell myself physically. I’m a little chubbier than I think most women prefer. I’m average height and looks. Pretty much average everything. Too many people on here picture their perfect dreamy tall dark and handsome prince and then ghost the other person once pictures are shared. If you want a 10 and would ghost a 7 then fuck off and save us both the time and energy.

I sincerely hope I can find that perfect secret other person!