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I was standing in a single person unisex restroom (location not necessary, we both definitely remember it) when I started peeing all over the wall because you were banging on the door so hard and so loud that my heart skipped three beats. While trying to catch my breath and not pee on the ceiling (scared stiff mean anything to you?) you started screaming through the door that you were in the process of shitting your pants and begged me to leave. I was finishing zipping my pants as I went to unlock the door you kicked it in like a squad of SWAT team members and knocked my back into the room causing me to zip my penis. You quickly ripped down your pants and shot something out at supersonic speed. Horrified I ran out with my mini-me painfully looking at all the onlookers. I didn't get arrested. Thank god.
I just want to meet you again under normal circumstances (ugh that word rings a little too close to home right now) because I think you were pretty hot and loved your assertiveness. You know who you are.
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