This is not your typical r/affairs post. It’s certainly not for everyone. It might not be for anyone. At the very least it’s a longshot that it will actually find its target. But if you’re out there, and this post resonates with you, then I cannot wait to hear from you.

You didn’t marry the wrong guy. I didn’t marry the wrong woman. There’s no dead bedroom, it’s not a “roommates” situation. Everything is, in fact, pretty decent at home. But your husband and my wife couldn’t be any more vanilla if they were a vanilla shake with vanilla extract and Nilla Wafers added in. While they are (I’m sure) fantastic people and great spouses, there’s a hole in your soul and a fire burning inside that they just can’t take care of.

Perhaps you sowed some wild oats when you were younger, before you met him. Or maybe you were a late bloomer and have a lifetime of fantasies to catch up on. Possibly even something in between. Whatever the case you’re tired of ignoring that fire and need someone to stoke it, to breathe life into it and, more importantly, into you. To unleash the wild animal inside you that craves passion, touch, exploration and excitement.

I am looking for one truly unique partner. The kind of sexual being who enjoys and provides witty repartee, dripping with innuendo. Who thinks a remote-controlled vibe and/or a butt plug is part of the outfit for a date night. For whom a few orgasms is "a good start." Hopefully you’re even squirming in your chair a little right now as you see yourself in this post…

And while I want this to be a long-term committed affair between us, with no secrets and no inhibitions, I am looking for a partner who wants to explore the possibilities that can only come when a well-vetted, likeminded, and similarly uninhibited 3rd person occasionally enters the mix. Who knows, or has fantasized about having 2 mouths, 4 hands, and _____ to enjoy and/or pleasure. I am orally bisexual, so I’m looking for someone who is at least bicurious, if not already experienced, so that we can and will fill in that blank in any number of ways.

Obviously discretion, attraction, and safety are paramount in this endeavor. The middle is, of course, in the eye of the beholder, but the first and last are black and white. Please have OpSec locked down and a recent panel done. Prior experience with affairs is not required, but if this is your first foray please be at the point where you’re definitely going to and it’s a matter of finding the right partner. As for attraction, I’m HWP, and far closer to fit than fat, and definitely better than most men my age. You should also be HWP and preferably 40 , although the latter is not set in stone.

If you’ve read this far, and this post has sparked something within you, send a message and we can see if we’ve both found my username. Due to the nature of this sub, and what might be limited ability to formulate an adequate response, quick responses as a placeholder are fine, but in general low effort responses will be ignored.