I hope I at least made you laugh. I’ve tried a bunch of different “pick up lines” for post titles and none seem to work. I don’t even have a dog lol but I put in the effort to place a post with some substance and complete sentences.

I am seeking someone who is missing the how it feels to be kissed with some passion and have hands rub up and down their back with the slightest amount of pressure to make you tingle downstairs. I am not looking for the immediate gratification of sex. It would be nice for us to get to that point organically and once we build some trust.

 A little about me:

 -Attached with a live in long term partner but might as well be married. 

 - no kids but don’t mind if you have kids 

 - more of a music listener than a tv watcher        but I enjoy documentaries and nature shows. 

 - I enjoy walks in the park and on trails. Yeah I enjoy hiking too but that seems to get a bad wrap on here.   I guess hiking is my gym workout but I won’t ask you to go with me. It does get me out of the house which is important.  

 -I feel opsec is important and you should too.  I won’t be sending any full face pics and won’t ask for any of you.  I might be up for briefly using snap chat but I will delete the app fairly quickly and redownload it when needed.  

 -hardly anyone on here talks about this but I am recently tested negative for STIs and will show the results.  I have had a couple FWBs in the last couple years and I take safety seriously.  

 -I am 5’10 with a mix of a dad bod with a slim muscular/ athletic tone.  Put otherwise, I have a small belly but mostly put together elsewhere.  Handsome with short facial hair but not all my hair on top.  I keep it cut short.   

 I would love to hear about you. Let’s have a conversation and see if we can take care of each others needs.