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Vibrant, fun, outgoing, attractive and friendly educated woman seeking an AP for in person relationship. Fit, in shape, educated and professional. I enjoy gardening, traveling, fitness, coffee, snackies, comedy, stuffing my face until my belt bursts, and of course, Wawa. Iām looking for someone who can appreciate silly goofy jokes and dry off color humor (the cheesier, the better); Puns (bonus points if you can make me groan); Unexpected dance breaks (preferably in grocery store aisles); Late-night debates about whether a hot dog is a sandwich (itās a lifestyle choice); and secret squirrel foodie hidden gems. Dealbreakers: If you donāt laugh at my terrible puns, weāre toast. If you canāt appreciate a well-timed āThatās what she said,ā weāre probably not a match. Now for the more serious stuff: Iām not looking for a newbie to the affair world. I want someone who understands the complexity of these relationships, who takes OPSEC seriously, who respects each otherās time, and is willing to share their feelings if things get tough, instead of running and seeking elsewhere, which is what caused the demise of my last AP relationship. Local people within 2 hours of Philadelphia (if youāre long distance, Iām not even going to reply), over 27 to no upper age limit. I canāt believe I even have to say this, but donāt even reach out if youāre āa kinky domme looking for his rope subā with your junk hanging out all over your account. Have some respect. Jeesh. TLDR: Iām looking for someone who can be my secret partner in crime, my fellow pun-slinger, and my dance floor confidante. If youāre ready to laugh until our sides hurt and create our own cheese ball rom-com moments over screaming at all the Philly sports teams, message me!
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