The grass is mowed, the kids are in bed, and that DILF from the Costco is running through your head. "How DID he manage to smile so hard and look so innocent yet had the look of a marauding invader at the same time? "Why does he need that much Kirkland brand salmon?" And "I'd spend a lot more than $19.99 to get into whatever bed those Kirkland sheets are for and make him the happiest man in town".

You're glancing in the checkout lane (in the most non creepy way possible) you've had 20 minutes 5 people behind him to gaze at him up and down. Peep that perfectly beefy back, and ass. Is he seriously flashing that smile at the Costco-membership-checker lady ? "Sir, turn around so that I can get another look at that smile and soak myself more"

You wonder even more what he's longing for once the door person runs a big line right up the middle of his receipt and he bounces out into the parking lot. Did he glance back just now? Is he insatiable? Does he do the things you'd never dream of asking your husband to do?

Could. You. Have... HIM? For a flirty conversation? For a back seat make-out session? For a long term lover?

If this has been you, then you should know I was likely glancing back. Playing out scenarios in my mind, but driving that SUV with the 3rd row seats home to just be... lonely? Unfulfilled?

So let's keep each other company? Chat the day away. Sneak to voice memo in the middle of the night because you need to hear that voice of longing. Find witty ways to keep one another entertained and on edge. Swap memes and videos.

And hopefully back our cars side by side, throw up my sun shield and make-out before we part ways again to flash our executive member cards and load up our carts because we have families to tend to.

This story was brought to you by ME: A tall, dark, well built DILF, with a knowing smile, mischievously dark eyes, and broad chest and shoulders that end in a killer set of arms. He smiles, He laughs, He loves to see wholehearted effort, and He really wants to find that on-going needle in a haystack kind of connection.

And in your story: You're the MILF who really has a big heart, you know this need to connect on an intensely sexual level is not a reflection of who you are as a whole human, you wish that your husband was able to check the boxes you need for fulfillment but something gets in the way. You're in your mid 20s to late 40s with good boundaries, but also a longing to connect throughout each day and in person as life allows. You're respectful enough to send a "heads up today is a busy one" and thoughtful enough to say "I really missed talking to you today, show me how much you missed me..". You're attractive to the average DILF consumer, and when you message me, you'll put in the level of effort you hope to receive in return. Ideally you're in the Bay Area or Michigan (I am based out of Michigan but travel often to the Bay Area).

So ma'am... what's in your cart?