Cmon, really? You have a very filthy mind to click on the title. I think I like you already.

Diving right in: I am slim, tall, white, blond-ish, and have been told that I look classy. Professional, well traveled, obnoxiously into languages. I’m in search of my affair partner. Not going in detail of the reasons why we both are here, but I'll mention a long sex bucket list, and all I want is to have long sessions of animalistic sex.

What does good sex look like to me? I’m not that kinky, but I want to explore my submissive side. I want you to give me orders, make me beg, toss me around, and get done everything on that list. Spoon me while your fingers trace across the ticklish part of my hips, and you whisper in my ear that I’m such a good girl. The right balance between demanding and relentless and tender and kind makes me melt.

Ideally... you are also professional, good shape, no fluffy belly or man boobs, my age or younger, kind of a sarcastic pain in the ass, have a passion or two that you can tell me all about, and very, VERY naturally sexually dominant, no ED or stage freight. I’m attracted to a relaxed personality, an easy smile, and an empathetic and kind person. Not gonna call you daddy and if you have mommy kinks, don't bother.

Best case scenario from this is someone who is available for this, not on a short leash of his SO, and can afford to carry an affair. Not gonna f💜💜k you for 30 min in the car and be satisfied with it. We are “exclusive” and not sleeping with multiple affair partners. You're not chasing other women while we agree to be together. We chat for a day or so before meeting, to be sure the chemistry will last. Promise I’m worth it.

If all of this resonates, you know what to do next…

Empty chat invites, hey and hi, wasup and dtf?, or the thickness or length of your lil' Richard, will be ignored. The cock-o-grams will be reported to Reddit, facing a ban. Not interested in British Broadcasting Corporation.