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Hello, am very tight young hot girl TOTALLY in Tampa. We will surely meet. I just need you to subscribe to my only fans first so I know you’re safe. Because no one who subscribes to Only Fans could ever be a criminal.
Idk how the scam goes after that but I imagine anyone who falls for deserves to lose whatever they paid.
Though this is clearly satire I imagine I will receive 4-7 dick picks in the first 24 hours.
Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
Also, any sexy pale tatted goths out there that are still reading, message me. I have several years experience disappointing women but I did eventually figure out how to ‘fuck good’ and this mysterious ‘foreplay’. I also found that it’s the clitORIS not the clitOSAURUS. So I haven’t made funny T-Rex noises in bed in years.
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