...it would be flour.

So here I am, and not for the first time. I have taken a long break from this but I am ready to jump in again. I have a total lack of intimacy in my life, not just physical but all the other kinds too, I feel like an unseen ghost haunting my roommate. I can't change my situation, at least not for a few years so I feel kind of stuck, and the thought of a future of not having any kind of intimacy and not being seen is unbearable.

So about me, I am in my upper early 50's and in good used condition. I love distance running and have a few techie hobbies, a techie job and my own small business (also techie). I like all the usual stuff like a good series to binge, music and movies. I love to read and occasionally write. I live in the Midlands but travel all over the UK for work so you don't need to be on my doorstep.

I am kind and respectful, left leaning and ethical and will always respect you and your situation, I have done this before and I am secure and safe in my actions. I love good conversation and I don't ghost or play any other silly games.

I want to meet someone who is not just after a pen pal for a week, I won't rush to meet up though and I am happy to let things progress at a natural pace. I am sex and body positive (apart from feet, yuk!). Don't mind a bit of an age difference but I am not into the DDLG thing thanks.

I am not interested in hearing from anyone anti-science or right wing, we almost definitely won't get on. If you don't enjoy being ambushed with terrible dad jokes then you should probably stop reading now.

I am not interested in investing in your fake crypto scheme, but happy to mess you around and waste your time if you want to try and scam me.

Please drop me a PM or a chat message to say hello and introduce yourself if you are interested and I will share my Telegram ID.

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