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41 [M4F] #DMV #NOVA Reasons why you should skip this personal
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MyAlternateReditAct is a male age 41 looking for a female in DMV/DC/NOVA
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Here are all the reasons why you should ignore me and keep scrolling for that perfect specimen you are looking for:

1) I am looking for feels in addition to the sexy stuff. Who wants a guy with feelings who may actually listen to you and give a shit? You should get you some washboard abs. 2) I am too nerdy. I’m in software development. Sure, you can call me “IT”… it won’t make me cringe… 😬. 3) I am a pleaser. Certainly that couldn’t be a good thing for you. 4) I’m 41. Over the hill and rolling down the other side. Just subscribed to my ensure subscription. For my next birthday I’m hoping to get a walker with a clown horn attachment. Maybe santa will get me a scooter?

If you’ve made it this far, you clearly have lost your sanity and may actually be a good fit, so send me a chat? Check the post history to see more about me, but another easy way is to hit that chat button.

I don’t bite.

Too hard anyways… 😉. But seriously that’s for later. Want a full whole person, long term “exclusive” AP, not a hookup.

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30
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15
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a male
Age
41
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a female
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5 months ago