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40 [M4F] #Seattle - We’re just objects in space. Let’s collide and see what happens.
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i-find-myself-here is a male age 40 looking for a female in Seattle, WA
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Greetings stranger. Let's treat this like a job-posting, because, it kind of is when you think about it.

About me:

  • 40 year old male
  • height-weight proportionate, 6 feet 2 inches, 195 lbs
  • married, clean, hygienic, sterile, no children
  • work from home 5 days a week with lots of flexibility to meet during working hours
  • resides in Bellevue

I care for my appearance and health, especially as I enter middle-age with its random gray hairs and other changes. I enjoy engaging hobbies and esoteric interests. I'm self-reliant, financially stable, have a successful career, responsible, all of that. But, despite having my life as together as it can be...

I've been married for over a decade with a defunct sex-life. Numerous attempts to fix this have failed and divorce isn't on the table for several reasons. I've realized that, on this trajectory, I'm on my way to becoming a bitter and regretful old man, and that's not a destiny I'm willing to accept. I want to create vivid and fun memories by connecting with someone with physical desires compatible to mine - someone who values mutual satisfaction and loves to give as much as she takes. A woman who is as capable in conversation as she is in the bed. Adventurous, affable, and responsible. Think that is you? Let’s find out.

About you:

  • 20 to 50 year old female
  • height-weight proportionate, but exact physical attributes don’t matter as long as you take care of yourself
  • clean, hygienic
  • approach infidelity with cool and collected discipline
  • for a gold star: revels in some dark humor, pop culture, and uncommon interests

Let's discover a spark between us and naturally develop it into some great sex. Start slow, no expectations, and see where things lead. We've only got one life to live, so let's enjoy it!

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a male
Age
40
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a female
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7 months ago