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I'm going to keep this succinct because we always think we have enough time when we don't.
What you want: You want to be in the company of a competent, charismatic man who can pay the way and make you want to impress him. You thought you could suspend this need, or work around it, or grow out of it, when you got married. Sorry Toots, but that's not what happened. And if you're going to colour outside the lines, it might as well be worth it, right? Old duffers and nervous manlings don't cut it because they're social suicide to be seen out with and will, in any event, insist on splitting the bill. Besides, if it goes anywhere you could do without yet another tremble-lipped, teary-eyed insistence that "this doesn't usually happen!" Yeah, I know: I'm an asshole––but if you're the right person then you're probably a little bit, too. But don't worry; I'll play nice.
What I want: I spend half my days solving ugly problems for stupid people. I spend the other half solving stupid problems for ugly people. It does wonders for my self-esteem, but honestly, there are times when I wish this world had a single neck so I could wring it. What I want from you is a species of glamour; I need you to make it look like there is a possible world without work. You'll do this by exercising a penetrating intelligence, an elegant insouciance, and a physical attractiveness. Age is up for grabs, but let's pitch at 20-35. (I'm in shape; this is not a one-sided request.) And yes, yes: discretion assured and expected––but so too is excitement, and anticipation, and feeling like you're alive again.
Message me and we'll set up the details: cocktails, meal, hotel––whatever works. Or read all these postings and reward yourself with nothing. It's up to you.
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