Yes, sexy time is of course a part of this but everything is so much better when it's with someone you have a connection with right?

About me: I'm 42, married, have younglings, a self-deprecating yet emotionally intelligent, goofball and pop culture guru. I am 5'8", Hispanic, black hair, brown eyes and have pipes built for cuddling. As I said I am a goofball at heart but that's because I like making people laugh and smile (seriously it makes my day). As for hobbies, let's be honest here. When you saw the whole younglings bit, it just means my lovely succubi take up a majority of my time but, I wouldn't have it any other way. When I do have time, I like catching up with friends and chatting about random things that make you go hmm. I really enjoy learning new things so if you think, ugh this dude is interviewing me, it's because I genuinely want to know what makes you tic. I love talking, and if you're able to, I'll probably text you whenever we can steal those precious moments.

Looking for: You!

Yes, attraction matters but it's about so much more than that. I'm looking for someone that makes me laugh, and that hopefully laughs at my stupid jokes and groans when I tell them the worst puns. I'd love someone that enjoys telling me what they've got going on in life, things that make them happy, and random things that interest them. A fellow lover of pop culture, 80s/90s movies and/or random facts are most definitely appreciated here but not mandatory.

It goes without saying but I want to be your happy little secret and vice versa. Your home life will always come first and I will never try to change that.

We can take things at a pace that works for the both of us. With me, you're getting dependable attention: good mornings, good nights. I want to know all about you, what makes you smile, what makes you annoyed. I think all of that makes what comes after so, so much more fun.

I love conversation starters so, tell me, what is a minor pet peeve of yours? What's been your favorite place to travel to? What has your kid done that made you say sarcastically, yup that's mine all right. I want to know who you are because I want you to know the real me as well so let's get started and send me that 1st message!