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That's right, let's hear it! Extra points if you don't pick some basic bitch like the T-REX. We get it honey, you were pretty famous in Jurassic Park and you have been riding that wave ever since.
So you are probably in a similar situation as I am. Relationship has gone on a few years, but things are dead. Sex is something you only hear about on TV and hasn't been brought up in your household for awhile. Your bedroom is so dead a necromancer would take one look and say " I can't do shit with this."
Or maybe it's just emotionally dead? Been there too. I enjoy banal small talk as much as the next person, but when you feel like you have nothing left to talk about, it's preferable to go the dentist just for fun.
I'm the very rare 5'11 who doesn't round up to six feet. With the looks of a once famous child actor, curly brown hair, and a body that says "Hmm, I have never done manual labor a day in my life, but I sure as hell can lift heavy shit up as long as it is in a gym type setting."
Hobbies? I read. A lot. I also tend to my bonsai trees, train my cats to poop in a toilet (no success yet), video games, some ninja warrior stuff on occasion. I love to dance, sing horrible karaoke, and my trivia game is on point.
Anyhow, let's talk! Seriously, I will talk to you about anything. Except llamas. Don't get me started, they know what they did.
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