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Basically just looking for a nearby FWB. There has to be someone in my vicinity that feels the need for something new like I do. Would love to find someone that is semi-regular. You and I both know how the song and dance of small talk and ghosting gets old, so let's skip it, yeah? Would much rather talk about what song you have stuck in your head right now than ask "yeah I have pets, how about you?" Tell me something controversial, or give me an unpopular opinion (sausage > bacon, IMHO)
Ain't my first rodeo. Have all of the usual methods of communication if chatting on Reddit isn't your preferred method. Early picture swapping is key. Nothing sucks more than to chat for a while only to find out that the attraction isn't mutual. My interests range from vanilla to quite kinky, but I'm more than capable of having fun no matter what your speed. Will want to get coffee or a drink before meeting in private for safety. I have tight OPSEC, and expect you to as well.
I'm attractive and active, travel, have a career, married parent. Cock to make a dildo mold out of, I've been told. I'll match your wit or die trying. Equally fluent in sarcasm and deep conversation.
If you read this whole word vomit of a post, then let's talk lol
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