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40 [M4F] - #LosAngeles yadda yadda yadda
Author Summary
Alarming-Ad-3488 is a male age 40 looking for a female in Los Angeles, CA
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I’m searching for one lucky lady to waste the day away with. I can offer you laughter, witty banter, sarcastic comments, life advice, and even a sexual awakening (after we’ve built trust and understanding, I’m not a piece of meat you heathen).

If you have a lot of acquaintances but only a few core/best friends, we will get along great! I’m like cake with layers. You can go on the delicious adventure that is getting to know me. I’m pretty open and honest in this search.

My first requirement is that you are biologically female. My second requirement is that you know how to have a conversation. As much as I appreciate a direct and concise answer to questions or thoughts, it’s incredibly difficult to keep a conversation going without your help.

That’s literally where the bar is set. Incredibly easy if you’re trying to jump over it. Incredibly difficult if we’re limboing under it. Life is about perspective, so tell me what game activity you’re performing and we can go from there.

I’m married. This isn’t my first affair. Hopefully it’s my last! What can I say, I’m an optimist.

Since looks and attraction matters in this lifestyle, I’m a 6’6, 250 pound, HWP guy with a full head of short brown hair and brown eyes. I’m Caucasian, but I tan well.

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Account Age
2 years
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76
Profile updated: 6 days ago
Posts updated: 11 months ago

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They Are
a male
Age
40
Looking For
a female
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Posted
11 months ago