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Not so good at small talk. Alternatively letâs talk about all the trauma thatâs brought us both here.
Me: Married, educated, 5â7, plus size/curvy/fat/bbw/whatever term I need to use to get across my point. I have a job that provides me with ample time to talk to you. I prefer mountains to beaches, dogs to cats and coffee over everything.
You: Educated, attractive, married. Not a republican.You like plus size girls but arenât weird about it. You wonât spend all day complaining about your wife and actually have time to talk throughout the day. Hopefully you live within 20 miles of KC (by âhopefullyâ I mean this is a dealbreaker).
Iâm not in a rush to meet but my ideal situation involves regular meet ups once I figure out if youâre a murderer or not. A slow burn can be fun but the end goal is to finally see each other once youâve inevitably fallen in love with me via text after like two weeks.
First messages can be hard let me help you out. 1. Favorite coffee shop and go to order? 2. SSN and the name of your first pet? 3. Whatâs the worst date you ever went on?
** men with an excess of comments in NSFW communities need not apply.
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