There’s nothing better than finding that elusive chemistry, where chatting feels natural, light as air. Where the physical attraction simmers intensely under the surface while you discuss innocuous subjects, life, art and film, politics, or why no one has ever seen a baby pigeon. When you discover how much you have in common, and find out you both can deliver witty repartee. The rush of discovering that connection is intoxicating!

So let’s find it together 😊.

Things to know about me: I’m married with kids, in a dead bedroom. I will be feisty, so make sure you can take some good natured digs—I promise I can, too! I’m 5’3, 135 lbs, brown hair and eyes. I’m active and work out 4-5 days a week, and have a pretty demanding but flexible job. I’m not really a “pencil skirt and high heels” type, I have a much more casual vibe. I love music, art, TV, movies, libraries, old things. I’m so freaking stoked to see Killers of the Flower Moon—seriously how many people have the artistic passion and energy Scorsese does at 80?? I’ve had both online and IRL affairs before so I know what it takes to keep things going. When it comes to politics, to quote Beyoncé: “To the left, to the left!” I’d love something local where we can meet 1-3 times a month, but open to long distance if you happen to travel to my area regularly.

What I’m looking for: please be married, with children, and be between 35-50 roundabout (okay with slightly younger or older). Must be a good conversationalist and writer who prides himself on solid grammar and a lack of typos, and to the left of the political spectrum. Please be at least HWP to fit, with plenty of stamina for…umm…things 😉. Attraction is important so please be willing to exchange pictures pretty quickly. Must have the independence, financial autonomy, and communication skills to make this work—daytime availability works best, as nights and weekends are family time for me.

If interested, please send me a detailed message about yourself and what you’re looking for. A SFW pic would be great but it’s definitely not a requirement 😊. Looking forward to getting to know you, whoever you are!