Lordt, men of Reddit are so entertaining. I have interacted with some really nice ones and some really odd ones and some who think quite highly of themselves (with not much to back that up) and some who are giant sad sacks. The best is when you lay out a very specific list of what you'd like to find in hopes of not wasting anyone's time, only to receive pics/messages from men who do NOT meet that list and then get angry when you say, yeah, you're not my type.

Anyhoo, I digress. I love baseball. LOVE IT. I also love football. I'm a redhead. I have tattoos (classy ones, not trashy). I am thin and work out regularly. I am 5'8". I love shoes, from Vans and Chucks to high heels and boots. I am conventionally attractive. I'm a flirt. I am outgoing and friendly. I love my tv shows and seeing movies. I travel and see a lot of concerts. Standup comedy is one of my favorite things ever -- Anthony Jeselnik is a national treasure. I swear a lot. My favorite coffee mug has the C-U-Next-Tuesday word on it. I'm in the legal field (see? Donna-esque). Bonus points if you are, too. I tend to be attracted to men younger than me. I suppose I could be considered a cougar (don't you dare call me one, though) because men my age seem boring and have NO game...you are welcome to try to prove me wrong. Conversation should be fun and easy, not boring and dry. GIFs and memes are the way to my heart.

Phrases of "dead bedroom," "roommate marriage," "chat and see if we click," "missing a spark" are cringey. We're all here because of those things, assumedly. No need to announce it. If you're here but have a sexually fulfilling marriage and just want more vaginas, I am NOT your girl.

Physically the only dealbreakers I have are overweight, huge beards, and shorter than me. I am not usually a fan of bald but I've seen a few that rock it. I love curly hair and cleanshaven/scruff, athletic builds. I prefer "cute" and "hot" over "handsome" looks if that makes sense. There NEEDS to be confidence and swagger and BDE. You walk in the room and people notice. You have a take-charge, playful, and fun energy. Lots of dry humor. Lots of shit talking. I'm not into weird kinks and if your post/comment history shows you are, it's going to be a hard pass.

I can't do online only. I just can't. I get bored. I don't want to exchange "good morning" messages for weeks on end followed with nothing else. I can/will travel some and I can disappear for a weekend or overnight occasionally. Please don't start something with me and then announce you can't go through with it because of XYZ. Please be sure that this is what you want to do and know how to do it.

I've been told I'm a Reddit catch, and I'm looking for the same in an AP. Come say hi if it's you. :)