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So I’ve done this dance before. Met a lot of amazing people along the way, and some scaries too lol. Because after all, it’s Reddit we’re using… dating apps were too risky, albeit much more successful, just far too risky. So that has officially reached its expiration date.
So here I am giving this another go. I’m what they call a short king I suppose, if 5’7” is classed as short. But it’ll be okay though I promise.
What I lack for in height, I make up for in sarcasm and a set of washboard abs… okay maybe not the abs, but you can kinda see them when I first wake up in the morning?
I do actually work out regularly though all jokes aside aha. I’m pretty fit as I lift 4-5 days a week, so hopefully that somewhat helps with the fact I’m not meeting the standard minimum 6’2” height requirement? Fingers crossed 🤞🏻
I don’t send unsolicited dick pics or jump straight into unwarranted sexually explicit conversation without it naturally getting there gradually and mutually on its own lol, so not to worry there! 😃👍🏻
I have been married roughly 5 years, have 2 kids and absolutely love them to bits. I work in office, however, I am also handy enough to easily fix your drywall, install a ceiling fan for you and finish your entire basement from scratch. Oh and I can also brush and straighten your hair or put it in a braid if you wish. #girldaddy 😂
Anyway, that’s it for now. Let’s see how this goes shall we? I’m waiting for you.
- Joe Goldberg
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