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I promise I won’t bore you with dad jokes and tips on lawn maintenance. Unless you ask.
I’m looking for a partner in crime who has a sense of humor, with a decent grasp of the English language, and is a bit of a goofball (nerds, cuties, dorks also apply).
For my day job I teach machines. Outside of work I enjoy an assortment of activities such as cooking, baking, history, travel (not just Disney / Florida), bowling, and more. I’m hoping to set a guinness record this year — send ideas.
Physically speaking, I’m 35, white, brown hair and eyes, with some grey speckle, average height, dad bod. My calves are probably my best feature and I’ve been told I smell nice.
Logistically, Manhattan is the ideal location but I’m open to long distance if we connect. Weekends are generally off limits.
I can’t offer washboard abs but I can make up for it with decent conversation and extracurricular activities.
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