Ok, so, one of my girlfriend's friends has a cat, and they've left it at my apartment so I can cat sit for them. The problem is this cat is a fucking terrible little animal. It's been here for three days and it has shit somewhere in my apartment, not it's litter box, five times since my friend left.

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It knows where it's litter box is because it fucking pees in it.

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The other day I came home to find a giant cat turd behind some garbage bags in my kitchen and there were little shit pawprints on the wall near by. Furthermore the cat refuses to clean its backside, so it walks around with cat feces all over its backside and makes my entire apartment smell like fresh cat shit. What do I even do? I tried cleaning it with some wet paper towel but it just makes everything smell like fresh shit. Should I get its asshole shaved?

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To make matters worse it fucking meows constantly until I pick it up and pet it for a good 15 minutes, which I would be fine with if it wasn't covered in cat shit.

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What the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm quickly losing sympathy for this damn cat - should I just tell this person that I can't watch the cat any more?

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To make matters worse I'm fairly sure they know what their fucking cat is like and just decided to not bring it up.