****Pleaseeee for fucks sake, read this ridiculously long post before messaging. It’ll save us all some time 🫠

For the love of all that is holy in this world… If you message, please put some effort into it and tell me about you. “Hey there” won’t get a reply. Also not looking to “just chat” because you’re so far away. Photos are a plus. Please don’t write me if you’re married and want something on the side. Long-term potential inquiries only, please.

I figured I’d try a different approach than I’ve seen before and am posting this from my “kink” account to see what kind of attention it gets.

ME: 38f/single/monogamous, WA State. Never married. No kids & don’t want kids. Currently have an IUD and looking to make that permanent after it expires. However, I’m extremely caring and have a need to nurture (hence the ANR/ABF). Physically short & curves for days. I have a lower social battery, am agnostic, and am left-leaning, as in: I voted for Kamala, not the 🤡, so if that’s going to be an issue you should probably move along, baby boy; this ride isn’t for you. 😏. I listen to Christmas music before probably acceptable, and an unhealthy amount of podcasts and music. I love reading and doing puzzles, and don’t mind doing outdoorsy stuff if you make it fun. Message me and let me know what we have in common!

LOOKING FOR: 22ish-42ish, drive-able distance. Would love someone who I can be open with and who communicates clearly with me, respects me and is honest/trustworthy, has a good sense of humor, is passionate, positive, laid back. I appreciate a guy who has an easy time getting along with people. Sex positivity, cuddles, and open-mindedness is a must. I do like taking the lead in sexual situations but am also open to switch. Having a good career to show that you are capable of commitment and take pride in your work is a huge plus. I need that good boy golden retriever energy in my life. 😏 Tall, lanky, and nerdy are 🤌🏼 I love cute tummies/torsos. 🙈

Ultimately I’m looking for a relationship but obviously that doesn’t happen overnight. So… talking and getting to know someone who this post really clicks with would be wonderful.

Maybe the below will help with some extra compatibility factors.

A few of my favorite subreddits/users:

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r/PassionX r/GentleFemDom r/ExtraGentleFemDom r/HealthyPorn r/SuckingOnTits r/SuckingWhileFucking r/Hentai__videos r/PeggingArt r/BreastSuckingHandJobH r/TwinkOnThick r/Edging r/GentleFucking r/AnimeMILFs r/MenHumpingPillows r/CleanupAfterSex r/BWC4BBW r/MilkingFromBehind r/SubmissiveMaleHentai u/TheSmuttyRogue u/BonnieAlex u/Bi-Betty u/_LadySun u/Agreeable_Swim_6551

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r/CemeteryPorn r/CleaningPorn r/Chonkers r/LoveMemes r/Vintage r/Awww r/NextFuckingLevel r/AccidentalRenaissance r/GuysMirin r/DamnThatsInteresting r/MildlyInteresting r/FoundPaper r/CuteGuysWithCats r/CuteGuysWithDogs r/PerfectFit r/UnsentLetters r/HouseplantsShowcase r/Motivation

If you’re intrigued and see some possibly compatibility, send a message. After a few message exchanges I’m open to sharing photos. Please don’t message just because of the kink shit.

If the post is still up, my chats are still open. I’ll delete it when I’m no longer looking. Not opposed to a little distance (driveable) as long as you’re willing to travel as well.