Milky Mobsters its me again, my apologies. I had an idea and before I spend even more money on this little hobby I want your thoughts. Tell me if it makes sense, if you've tried it, or if I have finally lost it.

We hack our flanges, tubing, and all the parts that touch our nips but why aren't we fucking with the bottles? Now, while I am sure you already assume I am built like a tall, leggy, supermodel I regret to inform you, I am not. I happen to be short, chubby, and somehwat rotund. Yes, below these glorious boobages, I have a belly GASP ~~ 🤫 calm yourselves!~~ and when I am slouching said belly pushes at the bottles and sits my flanges at a wonky angle making milk pool. I do not enjoy this (except when I look down with pride at the tiny white puddle that took 36 pills to achieve that day and no one else is around to appreciate it). Now I have used an adapter and milk bags, that is nice but often a bit pokey and I still need to adjust to get the right flange angle. This brings me to.... SILICONE BOTTLES!!! What if I try a smushy bottle??? We try smushy inserts and smushy liquid kit flanges! Am I nuts? The top is widemouth and seems that it may work with my widemouth parts, there's a return policy... what do you think? To silicone or not to silicone, that is the question.