Morning Milky Mes Amis/Amies, after three lovely report button hits before I could even finish my espresso and write an email I wanted to ask everyone to remember that using the report feature is the way we keep this place happy and healthy. I ask that you consider using it when you see some stuff that's not quite right, and thank those that already do. Mods, feel free to take this rant down, I am, as they say, on one.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with folks coming to Reddit to find partners in crime for their ANR goals, but this ain't the place, partner. The mods have listed resources in the more section for that. This is also not a place where I want to watch anyone ask to get their milky nips sucked on. Guess what? All of us need that to some degree, but this isn't the place for that either, pal!

So I just want to say that I take pride in feeling a certain sense of responsibility to smash that report button, like, and subscribe when folks walk in here acting a fool. I do not take their feelings into account because they sure as hell haven't taken ours into account either. Courtesy is all we ask. Read the rules, it only takes a moment. If they can't do that, yet want to come here in search of a partner, well... I'm doubtful they'll be very good at being an attentive one. Judgey bitch out! awkward run footsteps receding