This post has been de-listed
It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.
Edit: I mean somewhere other than another Domino’s lol. Also, for the people doubting whether I’ve actually worked delivery, I worked in a college town in Mississippi. Not a lot happens there. I’ve been waved through police checkpoints and gotten out of a few tickets, but that’s honestly it.
You won't get too far with a pizza box. It actually draws a lot of attention. in an office. The gaurd at the front will ask who's it for. You can counteract this usually by just beating them to the punch and giving a fake name and floor before they even ask. Already, you've had to draw attention to yourself.
Next up is in the office. When you get there someone WILL say something. They will grill you down with hunger in their eyes. One will undoubtedly attempt to talk to you. It will be less about helping you and more about helping themselves to pizza.
The only time that outfit is useful is getting into certain parties. A house party won't need the outfit but a wedding might. A cruise may work if there gaurd forgets you're on the boat but it's unlikely. Plus they usually want people eating there food instead of yours.
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 5 years ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- reddit.com/r/ActLikeYouB...