Context: After the death of your mother, the Queen, your father summoned a jester to try and cheer up the court. The fool arrived, an odd sight for his built physique, handsome face, and general demeanor, but he has done quite well in his goal to cheer you up. Perhaps... a little too well.

Setting: Autumnspire Castle

Tags:[MM4F][Yandere Vampire Jester Speaker][King Speaker][Hypnotized Princess Listener][VERY Spicy][Brainwashed?][Toxic][Vampires][Yandere][Flirting][Cuddles][Kisses][Conspiracy][Blood-Drinking][Possessive][CW: Implied Violence/Brainwashing/Gaslighting]

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[K] = Your father, the King

[V] = Vahriel, your ever-faithful fool, and friend

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[Scene opens in Autumnspire Castle]

[SFX: Footsteps and muffled arguing]

[You wander the halls, looking for your ever-faithful fool when you hear a faint argument]

[K] “-had enough, Vahriel! You are to cease this inappropriate behavior, at ONCE!”

[You peer down the hallway and see your father grasping the court jester by the lapels, holding him against the wall]

[SFX: A harsh thud]

[K] “I shouldn’t HAVE to pin you to the wall by your damned throat to get the point across! Do you understand that?!”

[The jester lets out a quiet rasp of a laugh]

[V] “Sire, please… You accuse poor Vahriel of such indecent things. My relationship with the Princess is close, yes, but to accuse me of trying to seduce such a sweet girl…”

[You hear your father grunt angrily]

[K] “Do not feed that to me, fool! I’ve seen her close to sitting on your lap!”

[V] “She enjoys my touch, Sire…”

[SFX: A harsh thud]

[V] “Oof! Haha, oh… That will sting later.”

[K, with a growl] “I’ve had enough of you, clown. I do not care how much the girl cares for you, I do not care how much of a comfort you’ve been to her since her mother passed, your foolish grin is going to be frozen on your face once the guillotine-!”

[SFX: The Listener hurrying around the corner]

[Your father freezes, still roughly clutching the Fool’s collar]

[K] “Love, ah… This isn’t…”

[V, soothing] “Oh, don’t cry, little Princess. Sire, please, at least let me comfort her before you have my head impaled on a spike.”

[SFX: The King awkwardly shuffling aside so Vahriel can get to you and Vahriel’s clothes rustling as he hugs the Listener]

[V] “Shh, no no, sweet Princess. Gentle Princess. Don’t cry. Vahriel came here to cheer you up after such dark days, and he succeeded! You’ve smiled, you’ve even laughed! Here, let me stroke your hair… There we go.”

[Pause!]

[V] “No, no, don’t cry for me… Your father just wants what is best for you. If I am no longer the best, then where else would a hapless clown such as myself go? After all, all comedy is based in tragedy to some degree, hmm?”

[Pause!!!]

[K] “For the love of-! Stop, you’re making the poor girl inconsolable!”

[V, innocent] “Oh dear… Princess, please don’t be upset. I’m sure being beheaded doesn’t hurt at all!”

[Pause!!!!]

[K] “Gods, just… Fine! Fine, I won’t hurt him, just calm down!”

[V] “There, see? It all worked out, sweet Princess. Oh, you’re shaking… Don’t worry, I’ll carry you to bed now.”

[He picks you up and you cling tightly to him]

[K] “Daughter, I…”

[V] “It’s alright, highness. All is forgiven, right Princess? Oh, come now, a little smile for me?”

[Pause]

[V] “There’s a good girl. Don’t worry, Sire, I’ll take good care of her.”

[Vahriel gives that smile that makes you shiver to your now silent father before he carries you back to your room]

[SFX: Footsteps on stone]

[Pause]

[V] “You’re curled up to me so tightly… Did you miss me that much?”

[Pause]

[V, with a quiet chuckle] “So needy… Hmhm, don’t worry, it’s not a bad thing. It’s nice to be so… wanted…”

[SFX: The door closing by itself and the bed creasing]

[V] “There we are… Tell me something, Princess, do you think we’re too… close?”

[Pause]

[He shifts his weight atop you, eyes swimming with something between chilling madness and rampant adoration and lust]

[V] “How can I resting atop you like this be too close? What could be closer? After all, a simple fool like me could never be so bold as to ask for the kiss of a Princess, even as she strains to meet his lips, hmhm… You are so pure, my dearest prize. It only took you seeing me without my costume once before curiosity took over my inquisitive little Princess… Sneaking into the Wizard’s tower, catching me reading, but not shouting nor chastising me, no… You wandered closer, curious as to why a simple fool would have the body of a warrior with interest in the arcane…”

[He leans down, eyes glowing a poisonous green in the light of the fire]

[V] “...I can feel you. Trying to convince yourself you’re in control, even though you know I’m not of the mundane. Tsk, tsk, tsk… Don’t give in to guilt, my sweet, poisoned little apple. I love our… well, nights together. How your mind just shuts off when you’re in my arms… Hmhm, there’s a little blush.”

[Pause]

[V] “Haha, I know… I want it as well, but I’ve no doubt your father will have spies listening for a bit. I have a spell up now but… holding a spell and making love at the same time is quite difficult, believe it or not.”

[Pause]

[He gives a sympathetic chuckle and kisses you, gentle but commanding]

[V] “Are you sure you want to keep fighting me for control, darling? I’ve been good. I haven’t hurt anyone. I’ve simply done my job and then returned to your ever-wanting arms to please you. Though, I suppose I am a bit selfish, as I oft please myself in the process as well.”

[His voice lowers to a whisper, dangerous]

[V] “But how could I not when it comes to you? Not running my tongue along your neck at this very moment is proving so very difficult.”

[SFX: The sheets shifting]

[V] “...What are you thinking about, sweetest Princess?”

[Pause]

[He laughs again]

[V] “Yes, yes, the upcoming ball to find my sweet Princess a sweet Prince, hmhm. Oh, darling, don’t fret. No matter who picks you, or who you pick, or… who your father picks, I suppose, it doesn’t matter. Your loving, loyal, funny Vahriel will still be here to show you what real pleasure feels like, what real love feels like. That won’t ever, ever change. I promise.”

[Pause?]

[V] “Jealous? Oh hohoho, my love… ly Princess. You are adorable.”

[Pause]

[V] “No, I suppose that did not answer your question, did it?”

[Pause]

[He laughs]

[V] “Princess! Please! You should drink some water, don’t you think? You’re so hot at the moment, goodness! Shaking, salivating, eyes rolling about, all from a little snuggling? What would your father think? What would the priests think?”

[Pause!]

[He chuckles again, sitting back and pulling you into his lap]

[V] “Here, let me sit so you can rest in my lap… There we go. Mmh, this waist… How you look at me as you worship me… My sweet little Princess…”

[Pause?]

[V] “Oh, how kind of you to remind me, my darling. I am quite hungry. Show me that beautiful neck, won’t you?”

[You tilt your head to the side and he gently bites into you]

[V] “Mmh! Oh… Royal blood is truly something else… The wine of the gods! Mmh, apologies… Hold still, let us be intimate in a way only a master vampire and his brilliantly beautiful thrall can be.”

[SFX: The Listener’s heartbeat]

[V] “Ahh! Mmh, oh, I do love how your blood makes me shudder in delight. But now, it is time to rest, my Princess. You must rest and recuperate so we may play more games tomorrow, hm?”

[Pause]

[He smiles gently and kisses your forehead]

[V] “Do not fear any monsters coming for you in your sleep, my dear. Vahriel is going to spend all night killing every single monster that might trouble you. Now, be a good girl, and sleep.”

[Sleep hits you hard, whether you want it to or not. Vahriel stays until your eyes close, then you feel his presence slip away. You pray for his safety]

[To be continued]