Context: Santa Clause comes to see you and have a Heart to Heart, discussing why did you end up on the naughty list.

Tags: [M4A] [Wholesome] [Comfort] [Tsundere] [Christmas]

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[Scene opens up in your living room with the Christmas lights being the only thing on]

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[SFX: Footsteps getting closer to you, and louder with each step]

"Well, well, well. If it isn't the newest member on the Naughty list."

[You ask the man who he is]

"Who am I? I'm Santa of course."

[You have your doubts since he doesn't look jolly or even very happy]

"What, expecting me to be a bit chipper? Well, I was doing my usual rounds and I was just going to head to your house, and I found this"

[SFX: Book opening, pages turning]

[You noticed your name on the Naughty part of the list]

[SFX: Book slamming shut]

"That's right, for first time tonight in my rounds I found someone who was always on the nice list turned to the naughty list."

[Santa sits down on the couch next to you]

"Normally, I would just give you coal and be done with it. However, this just seemed to odd for me. I mean, you must of done something really horrible in order to be on the naughty list this quickly."

[Santa Scratches his beard and pinches in between his two eyes]

"Last I checked in late September, you were on the Nice list. What Happened?"

[You stay quiet]

"Pleading the fifth eh? Well know matter. It's like the song goes. "He knows when you sleeping, he knows when your awake"

[You interrupt him saying that it does kind of sound creepy]

"It's not like that! It merely means I see things that would reflect on being bad or good from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to sleep. Get your head out of the gutter."

[You apologize]

"Well, anyways. That I will forgive you for."

[You state to him if that's the case you know why your on the naughty list]

"Well of course I know, but shouldn't you say why?"

[You state that he doesn't know to which Santa stands up]

"Now listen here you little-"

[Santa interrupts himself before finishing, trying to "Bite his tongue" he tries to talk in a calm demeanor]

"Look, I get it. Losing someone Important to you can be a really hard thing. Sometimes for us, Christmas can be like lemon juice in a wound rather that a Remedy at times like this. Ask yourself this though. If they were here right now and saw what you were doing, do you think that they would be proud?"

[You look down and shake your head]

"That's what I thought."

[Santa sits down again, getting his compose back.]

"Now look, what would it take for you to at least make next year a bit better?"

[You shrug not knowing]

"Come on, I'm sure there's something you could try. I know, you have been parleying going to college. How about taking that first step. What do you say?"

[Pause]

"Look, I know you miss them, but their in a better place now."

[Realizing that Santa still hasn't convinced you he sighs]

"All right, come here then."

[You lean into Santa and hug him]

"Just so you know, I normally don't do this. Hard to believe, but I'm not the hugging type. So consider yourself lucky"

[Pause as he rubs your back]

"I can't promise that next year will be any better, but you can't dwell in the past. I'll let these past few months slide, but you have to do better next year, ok?"

[You nod in agreement]

"Good, Well..."

[Santa pulls out a New VR headset]

"I know that you youngest sibling broke yours a few days ago. So, next year be sure to really earn this ok?"

[Before Santa goes, you want to know if he'll do the thing]

"Huh? The thing? What thing?...Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I don't do that."

[You look into his eyes as if to say "Please?"]

"*sight* Fine, but just this once. Also I have to do it relatively quietly. Don't want to wake everyone else."

[Santa clears his throat and says in a Quiet voice]

"Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas."

[Smiling, you promise him you'll do better]

"Really? All it would take was for me to say that cliché and inaccurate line? Well, whatever get's the job done I guess. Merry Christmas."

[Santa disappears as it fades to black]

[The End]

Note: First attempt at a Male Tsundere, don't know if I did a good job or not. Just loved the idea of Santa being a Tsundere to not pass up the chance.