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Cute Holiday Activities With Your Boyfriend [M4A] [Comedy?] [LOTS OF BANTER] [Teasing] [Dorks] [Dares] [Wholesome] [Lap Sitting] [Mean Girls Reference] [Play House With Gingerbread] [Fireplace] [Head On Lap]
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Synopsis: From Christmas tree decorating to gingerbread house building to dares, your warm and cozy night by the fireplace with your boyfriend cannot be more perfect.

Important notes: Feel free to change or make additions to small aspects of this work such as the tags, pronouns, title, etc.! VA goes by BOYFRIEND and the listener is LISTENER. I really only put M4A or F4A because I want to have the pronouns of the characters different so it isn't confusing. All of my scripts are really intended to be A4A.

Cute Holiday Activities With Your Boyfriend

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I am trying a new format. I find it more convenient as a reader to read scripts written on a post, but I figured VAs would prefer a more traditional screenplay document version. I prefer writing it in document formats because it is more appealing to me, but I donā€™t mind doing both, so please tell me what you think!

FADE IN

INT. Late evening in the coupleā€™s living room.

In the dimly-lit room illuminated only by the crackling fireplace, the listener and boyfriend are finishing up decorating the Christmas tree.

BOYFRIEND

And there, that's the last ornament babe. We just need the star on top, do you want to put it?

(pause)

Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, I forgot we had that one. Go ahead and wrap it around the tree. It was hard finding a ribbon like this, you know. I guess it's super popular.

With playfully malicious intent, the listener starts wrapping the ribbon around him.

BOYFRIEND

(struggling)

Hey. Stop! Babe, stop tying it around me, I'm gonna trip. I don't want it to tear, stop already! Agh, babe!

After a moment of wrestling, he manages to snatch it away.

BOYFRIEND

(playfully upset)

That's it, you've lost decorating privileges, no more ribbon for you.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

No, you can't put the star either. You lost your chance.

(pause)

Ugh, well when you pout like that I can't say no. Do you need a lift?

The listener playfully pushes him.

BOYFRIEND

(chuckling)

I'm just offering! Oh shut up and come here.

He loops his arms around their waist and lifts them. As they focus on putting the last decoration, he smushes his face into their stomach.

BOYFRIEND

(muffled)

No, no don't worry about me. I'm having a great time. You're perfect for nuzzling into.

(normal)

Youā€™re done? There we go, it's perfect.

(pause)

You can let go now. Let go. Arenā€™t you clingy?

[...]

BOYFRIEND

I love you too.

(Kiss)

But you're hella annoying, you know that?

He puts them down.

BOYFRIEND

So, should we set the tree to rotate? That way we can see all of the decorations evenly.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

(flat)

Rotisserie chicken. Now I don't want to because you said that.

(normal)

Should we start making gingerbread houses?

[...]

BOYFRIEND

Alright.

The two head over to the coffee table, kneeling on the floor and then opening and rummaging through the boxes of supplies.

BOYFRIEND

I think we should spice it up. I know we only have a few minutes to make them but how about we compete for who's is the best?

[...]

BOYFRIEND

You're on.

(pause)

Okay, I have the timer, readyā€¦ set- hey! I didn't say go. You dirty cheater. Whatever, you're going down anyway.

The two scramble to get their buildings set up.

BOYFRIEND

Sure, take all of the gumdrops you need. I'm keeping the candy canes. I'm gonna lick them so they're pointy for extra pizazz.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

(mouth full)

Oh shut up. Your gumdrops are lame and taste like crap. They are the candy corn of Christmas.

After a while of building, he looks over to see their progress.

BOYFRIEND

(loud whisper)

Damn, how are you so fast?

(smug)

Hmm. Hey babe what's that?

The listener turns to see what he is referring to and he takes the chance to sabotage their work. One of their walls flops over.

BOYFRIEND

Whaaaat? No, I didn't do anything, what are you talking about? You must have not put the icing properly.

The listener tries to enact revenge but he guards it just in time.

BOYFRIEND

Nuh-uh. Get your hands away from mine. You started it, I deserve some payback!

(pause)

Shit, less than 30 seconds? Agh.

Once the timer goes off, the two back away from their work.

BOYFRIEND

Boom, done.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

No, no, no. Nope mine is far superior. Your little cottage cannot compare to my convenience store.

(lower in volume)

Still not sure why that was an option.

(normal)

Either way, my gingerbread man has a little name tag. You donā€™t even have a shopping cart.

(pause)

Woah, that's a lot of detail. You planned this beforehand, didn't you?

[...]

BOYFRIEND

Yeah, it's cheating! Itā€™s the unwritten rule to be creative on the spot. Knowing you, you must have gone the extra mile and drawn it out.

(pause)

You've got icicles and flowers and even grass, come on!

[...]

BOYFRIEND

Nope, that doesnā€™t mean yours is better. Hah! See? One side of your roof is slipping off. That's on you.

(pause)

Hmm, as the winner I challenge you to a dare.

(flirty)

I dare you to sit on my lap.

Without hesitation, the listener follows his order.

BOYFRIEND

(teasing)

Wow, I didn't think you'd be so eager.

(chuckling)

Alright alright, I'll shut up.

(close to the listenerā€™s ear)

Hugging you from behind is the best. Well, of course, I love cuddling with you in general.

He sighs as he holds them tighter.

BOYFRIEND

Wow, you're such a dork. Did you really put an "owo" on your gingerbread man's face? I don't even know who you are anymore.

(pause)

Heheh. I'll take mine and waddle it over. Honey, I'm home!

[...]

BOYFRIEND

Yeah yeah, I'm a dork too. All yours of course. Now play along already.

(chirpy)

How was your day? Is business booming as usual? That's amazing! Stocks and stuff, am I right? I'm so glad your shift ends earlier than mine so we can be together. I love you so, so much! Mwah!

He smushes his cookie against theirs.

BOYFRIEND

(lower in volume)

Oh, shit the icing smudged.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

No, no. That doesn't mean-

(sighing)

Fine, choose your dare.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

No way. I gave you one you would like.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

Okay okay! You don't need to pull up the video, I remember the dance.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

Well of course I do! It's iconic and we just watched the movie a few hours ago. Those high school girls were soā€¦ mean.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

Yeah yeah, itā€™s the title I get it. But It's not even a Christmas movie, I don't see why we watched it.

The listener gets off of him and he stands.

BOYFRIEND

It's not gonna be that good because I don't have the sexy Santa costume.

He hums ā€œJingle Bell Rockā€ and does the dance (optional going full out and doing the iconic thigh slap).

BOYFRIEND

Bam. How was that? Thatā€™s all I remember.

(chuckling along)

Stop laughing!

(kissing them)

You're such a dork.

(Kisses)

I guess there's no need to cuddle anymore, you're burning up.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

Lazy bum. Fine, do you want marshmallows with it?

He goes to the kitchen to boil some water.

TIME JUMP

He returns with the hot cocoa and sees the crime scene.

BOYFRIEND

Here you go- no!

(flabbergasted)

My gingerbread man! Why- how could you?! You could have eaten your own! Beheaded no less!

[...]

BOYFRIEND

You hogged all the candy already! I am so kind to you and you betrayed me!

[...]

BOYFRIEND

How dare you. I refuse to believe he tasted anything but delicious. I'm drinking your cocoa.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

You can't stop me.

(choking)

Agh fuck it's hot.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

Stop it. No, none for you. I'm hurt.

(pause)

Whatever, brat.

He gives in, puts both mugs on the table, and then sits by them.

BOYFRIEND

(pouty)

No, don't come closer. I'm very angry.

The listener gives him multiple brief kisses.

BOYFRIEND

Kisses aren't gonna work.

(muffled by a kiss)

Nuh-uh.

(pause)

Iā€™ll only forgive you if I can put my head on your lap.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

(teasing)

Again, so eager. And! And I get some head pats.

He lays his head on their lap and they pet him for a bit.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

(clearly enjoying it)

Nope, still mad. Keep going. Iā€™ll tell you when to stop. We have all night after all.

[...]

BOYFRIEND

(chuckling)

I love you too, baby. Don't you ever forget that.

The audio fades out along with the sound of the fire.

FADE OUT

Thanking you for reading/ considering using my work! owo

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