Context: You're a simple street urchin down in The Rot, a place for the poor, destitute or abandoned. There is talk of a place called the Cruel Diamond, however. A place where people are supposedly auctioned off to the rich. For what purpose? You have no idea, nor do you care. At least, you didn't...

Setting: The Cruel Diamond

Tags: [MMMM4A][Yandere Dragon Brothers Speakers][Slave Handler Speaker][Human Listener][Auction][Dragon Lords][Mild Lore Drops][Pet][Affectionate][Kuudere][Deredere][Hard Yandere][Mild Comedy][CW: Human Auctioning/Implied Slavery]

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[M] = Moppet, the slave handler and auctioneer

[L] = Lucien, the eldest dragon brother, "can y'all fucking not"

[O] = Octavius, the second eldest, bad influence

[A] = Aiden, the baby, very sweet

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[Scene opens…?]

[SFX: Muffled upper class chatter]

[You don’t know where you are, only that you are bound and gagged]

[Pause?!]

[A man’s voice answers, a bit harsh and hurried:]

[M] “Yes, yes, I know, you’re very scared, you don’t know what’s going on, yadda yadda yadda. Listen, sweetie, OK? I’ll give you the one minute talk before we send you out there. This is the Cruel Diamond. We specialize in procuring individuals to satisfy the desires of the insanely rich men and women who are batshit insane.”

[Pause???]

[M] “Oh, so you are aware of us. Hmhm, yes, that ‘yan’ word is one word for them, but we consider that rather impolite. Point is, they have tastes and desires and we have very potent mages who can find what they want. And a VERY high demand for you came, so we plucked you from your sad little life so you can satisfy the needs of an upper class rich person. Isn’t that nice of us?”

[SFX: A struggle and chains shaking]

[M] “Oh, they always struggle. Come on, you, I’m tired of your sass.”

[You’re dragged somewhere you can’t see with lots of murmuring. It quiets a touch as your captor’s voice thunders from above]

[M] “Hello, hello, ladies, gents, and all in between and outside! Welcome to our little auction tonight. This one is in high demand, so let’s get started!”

[SFX: Some magical fanfare]

[M] “Alrighty, folks let’s- ooh, already a bid for twenty-thousand? Thirty-thousand! Ooh, and here comes Lord Malacath with five-hundred THOUSAND?!”

[You just have to sit there and listen to faceless people bid on you, not really sure how to feel about it]

[M] “A-And we’re still going? A million? Two million?! Boys, please, calm down! I’ll remind you of our “no literally murdering each other” rule! Thank you, appreciate your cooperation. Now, how’s about - ten million?! For fuck’s sake, no, we’ve never had a three-way tie in this house, and we’re not about to start-!”

[SFX: More magical fanfare and some scandalized murmuring]

[M] “...And… there’s our first ever three-way tie… Um, alright then. Gentlemen, please escort me to the office and we’ll, uh, figure out what the Hell we’re doing here. C’mon, you, you… sassy little troublemaker!”

[SFX: Chains rattling and the Listener being dragged off]

[You’re dragged into what you presume to be the office and thrown into a seat while your captor swears and grumbles]

[SFX: More people shuffling into the room]

[M] “You. You three. Is this a joke? Hm? Are you just teasing me by throwing that kind of money around over some street urchin?”

[A new, calm voice tickles your ear]

[L] “Moppet, love-”.

[M] “Don’t you call me that, you know I hate that!”

[L] “Tis your name, Moppet. Come now, when have my brothers and I given you any proper grief?”

[“Moppet” sputters in indignation]

[M] “ExCUSE ME?! The hot springs? Japan? Oslo??? THE TIME YOU HOCKED A FIREBALL INTO MY VEHICLE?!”

[Another voice. Darker. Rougher]

[O] “It was a good shot, in fairness.”

[L] “Octavius, be nice… You know Moppet. I’m sure he’s done something to our new pet that will kill them instantly if we push him too far.”

[Pause???]

[The last voice. Sweeter, almost bubbly]

[A] “Don’t worry, human. Moppet knows that we’ll eat him if he tries anything.”

[M, with a scoff] “You gemling dragons make a lot of assumptions, you know that? I could refuse this transaction, you know!”

[A] “We could still eat you…”

[L] “Aiden, dear, calm yourself. You can’t eat your way out of every problem. Moppet, you won’t turn down ten million, so let’s not play here, yes?”

[SFX: Chains rattling]

[One of the brothers kneels down next to you]

[O] “Oh, the chains are rubbing your skin raw… Poor little pet. Don’t worry. We’ll take care of you. We might be a little crazy, but we take care of each other and any family we pick up along the way, hmhm. Do you like steak? What temperature?”

[L, gently] “Boys, calm down… We want to play it at least a little cool so we do not scare our sweet pet, here, hm?”

[Pause!!]

[A] “Aww, don’t worry, Shiny! We’ll take good care of you.”

[M] “There’s no way you three can afford it!”

[SFX: A significant amount of coin being set on the desk]

[M] “...Fucking dragons. Eugh, just… Just take them and get out of my face. None of you are welcome back here, got it?!”

[L] “Oh, of course, of course. You’re so scary, Moppet, all the way down there. How are the rats doing, by the way?”

[Pause]

[M] “Listen here you tall fucks, just because I’m 5’9” doesn’t mean you massive dicks get to talk down to me!”

[O] “Oh, but we must tilt our heads down to talk to you, Moppet.”

[A] “Eye contact is important.”

[L] “Is that not literally talking down to you, hm?”

[SFX: Chains rattling]

[M] “Quiet, you! I know a muffled snort when I hear it! Eugh just… just take them and go, I cannot deal with you idiots any more tonight.”

[You’re lifted up by one of the brothers. Octavius, if you had to guess from the low, rumbling hum he makes]

[L] “Thank you kindly for your time, Moppet. Octavius, do mind the human’s head, won’t you? Their brains are so squishy.”

[O] “Of course, dearest brother.”

[L] “Aiden, would you be so kind as to pull the car up?”

[A] “But of course, Lucien!”

[SFX: Heavy footsteps bounding away]

[O] “Hmm? Did you say something, human?”

[L] “Well take the gag off, Octavius, don’t be rude.”

[Octavius plucks the gag free and you blindly shout at Moppet with everything in you]

[M] “H-Hey, you leave my mother out of this!”

[Pause!!!]

[M] “G-Gahhh, OK, OK! I’m sorry!”

[O, leaning over to Lucien] “I love them.”

[L] “Same. My dear, we’ll get you your own Moppet to traumatize at home. Two Moppets, if you want.”

[Pause!]

[L] “Oh, very well. It is your first night with your new masters. Go on, Octavius, set them down for a moment.”

[M] “H-Hey, wait-!”

[SFX: A chair shattering and a thud]

[You grab one of the wooden chairs, swing blindly, and break it over Moppet’s head, knocking him out cold]

[O, with a purr] “Oh, I love them feisty. My wings are already curling in anticipation!”

[L] “Feel better, dear?”

[He raises his eyebrows as you take the money and fling it back into his arms]

[SFX: Coin rattling]

[L] “...Are you encouraging me to take the money back and still keep you?”

[Pause]

[He smiles, a very, very fanged smile]

[L] “Oh, you are going to be a delight. Come, before the authorities arrive.”

[With that, and one more kick to Moppet’s ribcage, you follow the brothers outside and toward a very uncertain future… At least you got to break a chair]

[SFX: An older car pulling up]

[A] “Get in, losers, we’re going shopping!"

[To be continued]

Note: These four. Oh my God, these four.