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Darling, I’m home!

[FX: Crash] I guess we’re still fighting.

What did you get up to today — aside from tearing down the photos in the hallway? I’m not sure if you just want to leave those down or if there’s something else you want to put up. Or I could put the photos back. Anything you want.

[Short Pause]

Did you listen to the radio? I figured you might be getting bored all alone while I was at work, so I left it on for you.

[Short Pause]

Come on. Don’t give me the silent treatment. I’m not gonna keep making the same excuses and giving you the same apologies, okay? I fucked up. I really fucked up. You haven’t forgiven me yet…or ever, maybe. Just please don’t ignore me like this.

[Short Pause]

Babe, the house is freezing. I know you’re here.

[FX: Crash] Woah, damn. You almost took my head off with that plate. Have you been practicing?

[FX: Ominous whispering]

What’s that?

[FX: Ominous whispering continues]

Could you speak up? Huh. The walls are bleeding. I did always say you could redecorate if you wanted. As long as it makes you feel more at home, I could get used to it.

Oh. It disappeared. I guess it does make sense that they weren’t actually bleeding.

[FX: Ominous whispering continues]

You’re not gonna scare me, you know? You’re not gonna make me mad. You can try, but I’m just glad you’re here.

You didn’t have to stay, did you?

[Pause]

No answer? It’s alright if you don’t want to admit it, but I really am grateful. I was going to follow you, you know? After you…

But I could still feel you. I could feel your eyes watching. I could feel your hate.

I knew that you might have left your body, but you hadn’t left me.

So if you wanna torture me? Okay. If you want to kill me? That would be fair. If you just want to keep throwing plates at me? Go for it.

[FX: Chains rattle]

Rattling chains, huh? You really are a traditional sort of ghost. Although I guess that one’s on me for chaining you up in the first place.

I’m not sure how you feel about requests — especially requests from me — but if you ever figure out the whole apparition thing, I’d love to see you again. [Chuckle] I bet you’d look darling floating along with a little wispy tail.

Or maybe you could appear in a mirror, instead? [FX: Ominous whispering] Just a thought.

I’m gonna get the broom and clean up the glass and the porcelain and all that. Then, I’m going to heat up dinner, and then we can watch some Netflix, alright?

[FX: Chain rattles]

Same rules as last time. I’ll scroll, and if you want me to play a show, just do something spooky.

[FX: Banging]

Did you just open all the windows again?

Well, at least it’s not raining this time. Okay, windows, sweeping, dinner, then date night. Sounds like fun!