Context: There's something wrong with you and a scientist desperately wants to know why.

Setting: A lab complex

Tags: [M4A][Established Relationship?][Yandere Scientist Speaker][Nashidere Listener][New Dere][Cold][Punishment][True Love][Horror][Thriller][CW: Lots of Violence/Implied Abuse]

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[SFX: Faint alarms and rapid typing]

[Note: Recommended Dr. Sayoshi annotate]

Subject: Nashidere

A nashidere means exactly what the word implies: nothing loved or love born of nothing. Exceptionally rare, a nashidere subject has been described as “lights on but nobody's home” by those unfortunate enough to encounter them. Scientists are not sure if they feel absolutely no emotion or are simply experts at hiding it. An emotional response is as rare as they are. When it occurs, it tends to be on the violent side, like an email responding to a threat with no consideration given to other means of mediation.

Love language: Despite the title, nashideres are capable of love in a very alien way. In the uncommon occurrence of them demonstrating love, they appear to largely parrot back the affection they are shown. Dr. Sayoshi described the experience as “being courted by an alien entity, almost lizard-like in their impressive mimicry of human emotion”.

We’ve encountered an issue in that regard with a yandere x nashidere pairing. Nashidere may parrot emotion but are prone to ignoring rules or social constructs. A yandere’s intense need to remain in control being parroted back to them has shown some incredibly gruesome results. Their calm demeanors make dealing with them or predicting them exceptionally difficult. Some have even perfectly mimicked a yandere’s violent response by reciprocating in kind. One nashidere had suffered extreme malnutrition but still managed to find a fireplace poker and DATA EXPUNGED.

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This experiment was a mistake. God help us all - Dr. Sayoshi

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[You wait patiently while the good doctor finishes typing up his notes, perfectly still and perfectly unreadable. His lab equipment hums around you, per usual.]

“N-Now, dear… Let’s be reasonable, hm? You must know that I only threw you down the stairs out of a desperate need to survive your vicious, cruel onslaught!”

[Pause]

[The doctor whimpers, curling up defensively]

“Please stop saying you love me! This isn’t love!”

[Pause]

“I KNOW I SAID IT WAS BUT BY GOD, YOU’VE KILLED ALL OF MY COLLEAGUES AND DESTROYED MY WORK!”

[Pause]

[He whimpers again as you move a step closer]

“Y-Yes, I did… I did say that I would kill them if I could… Yes, I said I hated work… Please, please don’t hurt me!”

[You pick him up under his arms as he weeps and easily drag him from the room and back to the stairs]

“No, no, not the stairs, PLEASE-!!!”

[SFX: Dr. Sayoshi getting bitchskipped down some stairs]

[He tumbles and cries out in pain before landing at the bottom, his right arm at an awkward angle]

[SFX: Calm footsteps following behind]

“A-Agh, my fucking arm… N-No, please, stay away!”

[Pause]

“Y-Yes, I know, I know I hit your leg with the bat and broke it, I-I know, and I’m very, very sorry!”

[Pause]

“I-I-I-I was wrong! I was wrong to hurt you! I’m sorry, my love! My perfect, sweet angel, I’m very very sorry!”

[He scrambles back as you follow, bat in hand]

[Pause]

“... I d-didn’t mean it when I said that was what you deserved… I promise, I didn’t!”

[Pause]

“Yes, yes, yes, I lied! I lied!”

[SFX: The bat violently swinging into his leg]

[He screams in pain as you break his leg in similar fashion]

“WHY?! WHY DID YOU BREAK MY LEG, I APOLOGIZED!!!”

[Pause]

“W-What…? Yes, I said that it wasn’t nice to lie b-but that was years ago! Wait… Wait, do you remember things that well? Fascinating!”

[He reaches into his coat for his notepad and swears in pain]

“Ghh! Fucking broken leg! OK, OK, I’m noting that down, no problem… Rrgh… OK, honey. OK. Do you have it all out of your system now? You’ve punished, I mean, you’ve reciprocated my tough love flawlessly. Now, remember the nice love? Mmhm. Like when I carried you over the threshold? Patched up your wounds.”

[You do and you go to him to help him up when…]

[SFX: FBI, open up! But, in reality, military/police showing up]

[...]

“HA! About damned time the police showed up! Your little stunts set off every alarm in this building! You’ll finally be dealt with, you beautiful, alien monstrosity! There’s no saving you now.”

[...]

[You calmly go to a statue head beside the doctor’s large desk and bash it open]

“W-What are you doing…? T-Those are my weapon defense systems!”

[You know]

“W-Well, there’s no way you know the code to-!”

[SFX: A code being punched in]

“...Oh God, you really do remember everything. Nngh, get out you blue-shirted idiots! RUN!”

[SFX: A lot of gunfire / missile noises]

[Dr. Sayoshi looks down at the smeared remains on the front grounds, flinching as you speak to him:]

“I-I…I-I’m sorry, love, love of my life, haha, I was joking! See? I’m laughing! Hahahaha!”

[You study him for a moment and join in the laughter]

“Hahaha, yes, we’re having fun! So much fun!”

[SFX: The bat hitting him in the shoulder]

“GAH! Why?! W-Why, that was my shoulder!”

[Pause]

“It’s not nice to lie…? I’m not lying! I’m having fun! Studying you is fun!”

[...]

“S-Sweetie, please. Let’s work on this together, OK? Healthy couples t-talk out their problems, and I think you’ve more than repaid me for my mistakes, right? R-Right? Haha, I can’t think of anything else I could have POSSIBLY done to offend you!”

[Pause]

[He turns pale]

“No… N-No, honey, please…!”

[Pause]

“I-I know I said that I’d bury you alive just to have some peace, b-b-but that was a joke! I’d NEVER want to actually hurt you, baby. You know that, right? You know I love you so so so much baby, right?”

[He screams as you grip him by the collar and lift him up]

“NO NO NO NO BABY PLEASE! PLEASE PLEASE NO NO NO!!!”

[Pause]

“Please! Please, I’ll do anything! Anything to make you happy! Anything to show how much I adore you!”

[Pause]

“Baby. Baby! No no no, I would NEVER bury you alive! Just saying it doesn’t mean you have to do it!”

[You drag him from his office and back into the lab before dropping him on a medical table]

“BABY?! Baby, why are you dropping me on a medical table?! Sweetie, please, my leg is broken, my arm is broken, I think my shoulder is broken! Call a damned ambulance!”

[...]

[He stares in horror as you don medical garb]

“N-No… No, why are you putting on scrubs…?”

[Pause]

[He almost wheezes in terror]

“I said… I don’t trust medical doctors sometimes… I… O-Oh God…”

[Pause]

[He begins to sob]

“A-And I said I hated anesthesia… Someone… a-anyone… P-Please help me!”

[You assure him that someone is helping him. It’s you]

[SFX: Dr. Sayoshi screaming as the scene fades out]

[The End]

Note: Nashidere is a term I coined, for reference. I’m kind of sad I did now, lol.