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Context: It's the first day at university and you're settling into your dorm when you spot a young man being excluded and treated poorly. Well, you aren't about to just take THAT lying down! You've mobilized the greatest threat to anyone who dares to harm sweet, shy soft bois: CHEERLEADER ORC PROTECTION SQUAD is GO!

Setting: A college dorm

Tags: [M4F][Shy Half-Orc Speaker][Cheerleader Listener][Stutter][Awkward][Kind of Himbo][Protect the Boi][Including][Reverse Comfort][Kind of Meet-Cute][Flirting?][Adorable][Girl's Night!][Supportive][Gentle][CW: Implied Prejudice]

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[Scene opens in a college dormitory]

[SFX: General hustle and bustle as students move into their rooms]

[You’re putting away your clothes when you hear a quiet but deep voice apologizing profusely]

“S-Sorry, I’m just a little lost, I-I was just looking for Room 115? Oh, you don’t want to talk to me, r-right, sorry.”

[You poke your head out and see a large gent awkwardly trying to navigate the hallways]

[Pause?]

[He jumps a little]

“A-Ah! Oh… Ohh, you’re talking to me. Wait, y-you’re…talking to me? Aren’t you… worried about the fact that I’m half-Orc?”

[Pause]

[He sighs and bows his head]

“OK, I understan-... Wait. You don’t care that I’m a monster?”

[Pause]

“Have p-people been g-giving me trouble? I-I mean, no more so than usual… I-I just want to find my room and just… pass out. All this s-social stuff is… rough. I don’t know how you humans do it.”

[You check your chart and frown, realizing who he’d be bunking with]

[Pause]

[SFX: Texting noises]

“W-What are you doing, PomPoms?”

[Pause]

“O-Oh… The guy I’d be bunking with is a huge d-dick? I mean, I’m used to-”.

[Pause]

[The boy turns red - well, as best he can, anywho]

“...I have no idea what you just s-said. What is a Cheerleader Protection Squad?”

[You explain with a big smile while this massive man just stares at you, dumbfounded]

“Y-You and the cheerleaders band t-together to try and make the c-campus more f-friendly? Um, no o-offense, but how are you going to d-do anything for me?”

[Pause]

[He darkens further]

“... You… asked one of them t-to swap with me so I can bunk here? B-B-But you’re a… a-a-and I’m a… a-and you have a… a-and I don’t have a… A-Are you sure?”

[Pause]

“...OK. T-Thank you for… for being my first friend…”

[SFX: Texting noises]

“...W-What are you texting now?”

[Pause]

“H-Huh? I… guess you can take a pic of me…”

[SFX: Picture taking and phone alerts]

“O-OK, um… Wow, your phone i-is blowing up. A-Are people already making fun of me?”

[You show him and he stutters and falls back on his bed]

“W-W-Why are all of your cheerleading f-friends s-saying I’m hot?! T-Tell them to stop, i-it’s mean to tease me like this!”

[Pause!]

“Wh-...? Y-You really do think I’m hot…? Um, I’m being rude, w-what’s your name?”

[Pause]

“Hmm. P-Pretty… I-I’m Rok, by the way. Nice to meet you… Uh, y-your phone is r-really blowing up, PomPoms, i-is everything OK?”

[Pause]

[He cocks his head at you]

“T-They’re coming? Uhh… H-Have you ever seen a horror movie because…”

[Pause!]

“T-The cheerleading squad?! Y-You invited them here?! I-I look awful, I haven’t got a shower, t-they’re gonna think I’m weird and gross and…”

[SFX: Hurried footsteps and feminine giggles, if available]

[Rok freezes as the girls swoop in, all of them cooing over him and welcoming him to the university]

“O-Oh geeze… H-Hi, ladies, I-I’m Rok. W-Wait, what are you doing?”

[Pause!]

“T-They want to put on a movie a-and… braid my hair?”

[Pause]

[Rok glances around at the gaggle of young women excited to meet him, gives a weak shrug and sits]

“O-OK. D-Dad did always say “If a bunch o-of pretty ladies wants to braid your hair and you don’t h-have your ax, let them, o-otherwise t-they’ll never find your body”.”

[SFX: More excited giggling]

[ You and the girls sit in a circle around Rok and braid his hair. He seems stoic about it but the occasional giggle escapes. An hour passes while you all try to work out his ridiculously long mane]

[Long Pause]

“...so, yeah. T-That’s why I took up football. I-I’m good at it and got this scholarship and… n-now I’m here. Hey! Marcy, w-what did I say a-about trying to f-feel up my back muscles?”

[Pause]

[He laughs, a bit more boldly]

“I-I did say I kind of liked it, t-that is true. I don’t get you guys, every t-time I’ve interacted with a cheerleader before, t-they’ve been really snotty and rude to me… B-But I guess they can’t speak f-for all cheerleaders, just like I c-can’t speak for all Orcs, half or not.”

[Pause?]

“M-My lineage? R-Right, the halfa thing… Well, my Dad i-is a retired warrior named Roky and my mother is a Midwestern mom named Cindy. She volunteers at the old folk’s home and works at the DMV. I h-have a baby sister j-just getting into middle school. W-Want to see pics?”

[All of you coo and gather around as he shows his parents. His Dad almost can’t fit in the frame and the plump, pleasant woman happily waves at the camera]

“Ehehehe… They are cute, yeah. T-They actually met in a car accident. Some d-dumbass ran my Mom off the road and t-the car fell into a ravine. Dad w-was working at the nearby lumber mill and tore the car door off t-to rescue her. S-She looked up at him and said “Oh my! You’re a tall drink of water!” and then promptly passed out. D-Dad stayed with her in the hospital a-and kind of had to lie that she was his wife, and h-he told her as much when she woke up. A-And my Mom just laughed and said “I’ll be your wife! Seems like a fun time”. And they’ve been together ever since.”

[Pause]

“T-They’re great parents… Dad was worried a-about me coming here alone, b-but Mom said she knows I c-can do this. I-I don’t think she’d be able t-to handle it if I told her I’m in a dorm room w-with most of the cheerleading squad… A-Actually, that’d be hilarious. Pic together?”

[Pause!]

[You and the other girls all gather in and take a few selfies with him, trying not to laugh]

“A-And sent… Oop, and there it is. Let’s see… Mom says “Don’t you lead all those nice young ladies on, young man! I know you’re a good, handsome boy but I didn’t raise a heartbreaker!”. And Dad just said… “Nice”, haha.”

[Pause]

[Rok laughs and shakes his head]

“Y-You guys are a riot. A-And I see you sneaking that Vodka in, Marcy, hmhm. What else y-you got? I make a mean m-martini.”

[He stands and stretches with a big smile]

“What do you think, l-ladies? Want a personal bartender f-for the night?”

[Pause!]

[He nearly falls apart, sputtering and stammering]

“N-Not a shirtless b-bartender! A s-shirted bartender! Gahh, y-you ladies clearly need the drinks because y’all are THIRSTY!”

[The others laugh and get their drinks before returning to the movie. Rok turns to you and smiles nervously]

“H-Hey, um, PomPoms?”

[Pause?]

[He pulls you into a gentle hug]

“T-Thanks. A hug is the least I can do for a-all you’ve done for me. Are you really sure y-you want to be friends with a halfa, though? P-People will make fun…”

[Pause]

[He smiles and shakes his head as he mixes your drink]

“Y-Yeah, yeah, you’re the cheerleader protection squad, I get it. Here, your drink, my fine protector. I-I mean, I, uh, I-I meant fine as in…”

[You pat his arm and he pouts]

“Y-You guys a-are such big trouble for me, hmhm. But… I kinda like it…”

[To be continued?]

Note: I 100% did not realize that the title boils down to COPS until now, lol. Also, Lord this is dumb but I'm here for a cheerleader harem adopting a boy twice their size.