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Context: There's a strange building that runs a strange program - said program is, largely, an effort to rehome and rehabilitate yanderes. Any who undertake the challenge are given monetary rewards, and that certainly makes it appealing. But you signed up for a different reason and, after rigorous training, the day came that you adopted your own yandere. The most extreme case at the center was your choice ala a seemingly nervous, wounded man named Desmond or "Dez". You've brought him home and rehabilitated him as best you can. You’ve survived all adversity together, even when it was almost murder on you both and, now, it's your wedding day.

Setting: The wedding venue

Tags: [MM4A][Strangers to Lovers][Yandere Husband Speaker][Yandere Spouse Listener][Self-Aware Yandere][BFE][Desperate][Obsession][Possessive][Reverse Comfort][Protective][Comfort][Wedding][Flirting][Cute][Love][Finale][CW: Mild Angst/Implied Violence]

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[DD] = Mr. Weiss, Desmond's Dad

All unmarked text is the boi <3 Desmond

[Scene opens at the wedding venue]

[SFX: Soft music and fairly quiet chatter followed by a knock]

“S-Sweetie, can I come in? I got my eyes covered, I promise!”

[Pause]

[The door opens and your fiancé stumbles in, an arm covering his eyes and the other searching about]

“OK, I-I’m not looking, I’m not looking… Sweetie, is that your nostril I just shoved my thumb up?”

[Pause]

“S-Sorry. I… Oh, you’re already hugging me…? B-But I haven’t even said what I came in here for yet.”

[He laughs as you pull him down a little and kiss him]

“H-Haha… Your kisses are so cute. D-Don’t worry, everything with the wedding i-is fine, I promise. I just had a question a-about one thing. I-It says here that you want my Dad to walk you down the aisle? I, u-um… h-he is in a wheelchair, you know, a-and is absolutely loathing every second he’s here…”

[Pause]

[Dez lets out a laugh, eyes still squeezed shut]

“W-Wow. You’re so cute when you’re being petty and a little evil.”

[Pause]

“Do I look good in my tuxedo? G-Good. I was worried it’d make me seem like an awkward, fancy scarecrow.”

[He chuckles as you adjust his tie and tilts his cheek into your palm]

“...I t-thought I’d be terrified today. T-That I’d not be able to think about y-you leaving me here, a-at the altar, or… o-or worse. But I’m not. I-I’m perfectly calm because I know you’d n-never hurt me on purpose. If we weren’t so short on time, I might-”.

[SFX: The Wedding March starting]

“O-Oh crap! I-I gotta get up there, Sweetie!”

[He kisses your forehead and stumbles from the room]

“L-Love you! Mwah!”

[You’re give a moment or two to finish preparing before happily prancing out toward the main hall. Mr. Weiss waits in his chair, still bruised and battered]

[<3 Pause <3!]

[DD] “Eugh… Yes, I’m here to escort you to the altar, freaking BS, all of this…”

[Pause?]

[DD] “N-No, I didn’t say anything… Just, whatever, let’s get this over with.”

[You “gently” hop on Mr. Weiss’s lap, beaming as he begrudgingly wheels you down the aisle]

[DD] “... I really hate you.”

[<3 Pause <3]

[DD] “Eugh, yeah yeah… Here, I’m “handing you away”, blarlhlrl. Huh? Oh, you got my request for the chicken platter? You… Why are you weird?! Why are you so fucking weird?! You want to make nice after shattering my fucking spine?!”

[Dez steps between the two of you and calmly, sweetly, asks:]

“Dad. Are we going to have a problem?”

[DD] “I-I…”

“Because my Sweetie here is going through heroic levels of restraint because I still want to attempt to be on better terms with you. They are giving up… a LOT, for my sake. So, I’d like to respectfully ask for you to take your place and have a nice evening. OK?”

[Mr. Weiss hurriedly nods and gets out of the way]

[Pause <3]

[Dez laughs quietly and takes both of your hands in his]

“No, YOU’RE hot when threatening my Dad, hmhm. P-Phew, OK… Oh! One sec, the rings! Mrs. Whiskers, c’mere sweetie!”

[To your astonishment, the Tortie begrudgingly darts from around the corner and plops down before you two with the rings on a little velvet cushion]

“S-See? I told you that she’d come through! Thanks, Mrs. Whiskers.”

[Pause]

[The cat, for once, meows instead of hisses]

“A-Aww. She's Mrs. Marriage Mittens instead of Mrs. Murder Mittens. So cute. O-OK. Are you ready, Sweetie? T-To be mine until we’re both Halloween decorations?”

[<3]

[Dez smiles, tears streaming down his cheeks as the priest does his spiel, until it gets to the vows:]

“Y-Yes, I… I wrote my own vows. Sweetie, I did my best t-to write something worthy of you a-and all you’ve done for me, b-but I’m n-not the best at creative writing. What I can tell you is that I love you, and I know that it is real, genuine and mutual. You did everything to make me feel safe and loved. You let me work at my own pace, e-encouraged me to be better, but accepted me as I am. You never f-forced me to be what you wanted. You just wanted me to be happy b-being myself, and I am. You make me happy. You’re perfect, inside and out, and I am s-so thankful you said yes to me. I love you, Sweetie. T-Thank you for being you.”

[Pause]

[You hug him as he sobs, rubbing his back. You tell him how proud you are of him, of how sweet, smart and wonderful he is and how glad you are that you found one another. You thank him for being himself as well]

“O-Oh, of course your vows were better, d-damnit! S-Sorry, folks, t-this is why there was the tear warning on the invites!”

[SFX: Some polite laughter]

“Eheheh, y-yeah, let me clean up the tears and then I’ll be more than happy to kiss you.”

[He quickly cleans up, smiles and pulls you into a big kiss]

“Mmh. Hm? Oh, was it not time to kiss the…? You know what, fuck it, I’m gonna do it anyway!”

[And, by golly, he does until the priest awkwardly sashays away]

“You may now kiss the Sweetie, hehe… Here, let me put on your ring… There we go. Almost as beautiful as you are.”

[Pause]

“I’d love to dance with you, even though I’m gonna look ridiculous. Here, t-take my hand.”

[He takes your hand and leads you into a dance, counting nervously under his breath to keep step]

“O-One, two, three, turn… O-One, two, three, hmm? Oh, the honeymoon! U-Um, I haven’t really cemented anywhere in my mind yet, no. What about you?”

[Pause]

“Well, we have some time to-”.

[SFX: An arrow whipping through the air]

“Uh… Sweetie, did you just catch an arrow with your bare hand?”

[Pause]

“...Wow, you are so hot, I can’t-... Oh? It has a note on it? F-For me?”

[You hand it to him and he unfolds the paper and frowns at it]

“Let’s see… All it says is “I’m so proud of you and I still want grandbabies. Love, R.”.”

[You glance toward the shadows briefly and only just see a figure vanishing around the corner]

“R… L-Like… Rora… M-My Mom…”

[Pause]

[Dez smiles and tucks the note in his pocket]

“M-Mom always did promise she’d make m-my wedding, one way or another… I g-guess it’s nice having one parent that keeps their promises.”

[Pause]

[Your now-husband wraps you in his arms]

“N-No, we’re not discussing grandbabies tonight, nope. Tonight is a happy night. It’s our night, a-and I’ve gone through e-every hoop to make sure it’s perfect for you.”

[Pause?]

[He gives you a surprisingly yandere smirk]

“What did I do? Oh, threatened some people, bribed some people, took care of Aunt Glenda before she could run in here in a white dress - don’t check the dumpsters, OK? Hehe, love you.”

[<3 Pause <3]

“Hmhm, I l-love you too, Sweetie. C’mon, let’s enjoy our first night as newlyweds. I want it to be everything you’ve ever dreamed of, OK? I love you.”

[Pause]

[You dance with your new husband, watching him chat with some of his programming buddies and brother. You chill with Mrs. Whiskers, wondering what your future will look like now that you wear the last name that used to haunt you. Dez waves at you from across the room:]

“Don’t w-worry, Sweetie! Y-You’ll have my full attention soon enough! Love you!”

[You tell him you love him too and how he beams in response is everything]

[The End]

Note: So, usually I would close out a series with an afterthought. A sort of “what happened to them" after the series ended, but there will be fluff scripts, I am sure. So, with that in mind, feel free to throw ideas out that state what you might like to see. Much love to everyone, especially Candor for being a fantastic artist to work with, even if he is a bit of a tsundere nerd <3