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Thought, But Not Herd
/The Majority Of This Script Is An Internal Monologue, However, A Few Lines Are Spoken Within Universe. A Means Of Differentiation Is Advised, But Not Required.\
Theyâre here! Theyâre here! They look so good! No! Look away! Play it cool. Stay casual.
*small pause*
Focus. Stay calm. Youâre not looking at them, youâre not thinking about them, youâre just a random person, in a library, not thinking about anything except this book.
*small pause*
Oh, but theyâre actually here! The wolf of my dreams! No! You canât think things like that! Theyâre a fully independent person, who probably doesnât even notice you. Theyâre a cool, sexy, werewolf and youâre a sheep. They arenât coming to this library for you!
*small pause*Right. Theyâre just a patron at this public establishment. They just want a book. They arenât like you. They donât have a crush on anyone here, and they definitely donât come here every day for a chance to see anyone. Theyâre just⌠cool.
*small pause*
I can play it cool. Itâs fine. I donât need to stare, or glance, or even think about their toothy smile, or the way their eyes dart around a page, or the way their hair looks really smooth, but still fluffyâŚ
*small pause*
Ah! Iâm doing it again! Bad! Stop! Read your book, and donât think about them!
*small pause*
Yes, good idea. Reading the book. Chapter One. Something something, the personâs name and something, long wordâŚ
*small pause*
Thatâs not good.
*small pause*
Come on, |name|. Focus! We can put this crush away for ten minutes, canât we? Long enough to actually read what this book is saying?
*small pause*
I can. I can do it. I can. I can-ât. Goddess above please, give me strength!
*small pause*
Focus. Read the book. If you read a couple of pages, you can look at them as a treat.
*small pause*
Wait, am I using a carrot on a string tactic on myself?
*small pause*
Who cares! We need it. One page, and we can look at them again. Focus.
*small pause*
The noble hero crossed the treacherous waters, and scaled the tower against the rushing winds. Determined, they pushed forward, until they reached the fair nobleâs chambers. Inside, lay the heir to the empire, but they were not as they appeared. The witchâs magic had left them with an insatiable thirst. âHeroâ, the royal uttered, âI thank you for your efforts, but you must go! This tower is not a prison, it is a ward. My shackles lay inside my mind, not on my wrists.â The hero denied the royal. Insisting that they could help. âIâm sorry, noble knight.â said the royal, âBut my curse is unmanageable. These chains keep it suppressed, but their magic would be broken if they were removed. You cannot save me!â The hero, remembering the Kingâs words, knew that the heir wasnât in their right mind. Surely, these warnings were a spell, engrained in their mind by the evil witch. Ignoring their pleas, the hero broke the chains with a single swing, and in an instance, the royal pounced on them. With newfound confidence, the royal spoke again. âOh, hero. I canât thank you enough for breaking those chains. I had been stuck inside that prude for so long.â The hero began to speak, but the royal cut them off. âUh, uh, uh. You were warned, hero. And now that Iâm here to play, I care not for talk. You rescued me, and I intend to show you my gratitude.â With that, the royal began to undress?
*small pause*Oh, goddess. Is this erotica? When I grabbed a book, I grabbed smut? Goddess please, this isnât funny. It was in the fantasy section! I didnât think I needed to check for an eighteen-plus tag on the back!
*small pause*
Does anyone know? Please, tell me no one knows!
*small pause*
Theyâre all looking at me! No, they arenât thatâs just paranoia. But what if it isnât? What if they all think Iâm some slutty sheep who comes to libraries to parade myself to the world?
*small pause*
Okay, that one is probably just paranoia. I donât think anyone comes to libraries to hook up.
*small pause*
Wait, is coming here to watch my wolf technically coming to a library to hook up?
*small pause*
No. No, itâs⌠itâs different! Because Iâm not here to get laid. I mean, I bet itâs amazing. Like, look at them! Theyâre fluffy, and soft, and they could totally fold me in half! Ooh, and if it was a full moon, we could do some really fun hunting stuffâŚ
*small pause*
Hey! Bad brain! Donât be lewd! Iâm not in this to shake sheets. I love them.
*small pause*
Wait, thatâs not better, is it? Iâve literally never spoken to them.
*small pause*
But, I have watched them! So itâs⌠Oh, wow. Iâm a creep. I need to think about something else! Like reading this book, no wait, this is still erotica.
*small pause*
Okay, letâs refocus. We donât need to be all panicked, because this is justified. Right? I can totally justify all this to myself! Because I just came here for the books! I just really like reading!
*small pause*
Okay, thatâs a blatant lie. Well, I do like reading but, I donât think they publish AO3 here, so thatâs not really a good shield.
*small pause*
Could I tell them thatâs why Iâm here? Is that plausible?
*small pause*
Duh, |name|. Saying youâre in a library because you like reading is very plausible. Thatâs the whole point! No one else comes to libraries to stalk the wolves.
(chuckle)
A sheep stalking a wolf. Thatâs pretty funny.
*small pause*
Wait, is it funny or am I coping with humor?
*small pause*
Donât think about that, you wonât like where it leads. Letâs just think aboutâŚ
*small pause*
Fine! We can think about them! I did technically read a page so⌠I deserve this!
*small pause*
Okay. Where did they go? Ooh! There they are! They⌠I think theyâre looking for something?
*small pause*
Wow, why is watching them look at books so hot! Itâs like theyâre hunting but⌠for knowledge! Double whammy!
*small pause*I donât know which is worse. The fact that Iâm back to being horny, or that I just thought the words, âdouble whammyâ.
*small pause*
Probably the latter. I should have known that when I started saying that ironically, it would just be a matter of time before I genuinely meant it.
*small pause*
Just donât think about that too hard! No one heard that, so thereâs nothing to be ashamed of. That was a completely internal statement, that no one ever has to know I thought.
*small pause*
Wait, did I move my lips when I said it? Because the more I think about it, the more it feels like I randomly said, âDouble Whammyâ out loud, and then went back to thinking.
*small pause*
Wait! Have I been talking this whole time?!
*small pause*
Okay. Weâre good. My mouth isnât moving, so all of this is entirely safe. No one will ever know.
*small pause*
Except, someone might have seen me make a shocked expression, touch my mouth, and then visibly calm down. And they might have noticed that I havenât looked at this book in a while.
*small pause*
I should probably read another page. Nope! Donât do that! I should look at my wolf again! I didnât get to see much of them before I got distracted.
*small pause*
Hey, where did they get off to?
*small pause*
Oh goddess, did they leave when I wasnât looking?
*small pause*
Shoot. I love seeing their tail swing when they go down the stairs!
*small pause*
Wait, when I stare at their tail, it probably looks likeâŚ
*small pause*
Donât think about that! You are not a pervert. You are an innocent little sheep, whoâs in love with a strong, probably really smart, hot, wolf youâve never spoken to! Itâs not like-
{outloud}
(yelp)
*small pause*
Goddess help me! Itâs them. And I just yelped because they touched my shoulder.
*small pause*
Wait, that was an upward inflection. They just asked a question, and you werenât paying attention! And now youâre sitting in silence for too long. Say something.
{outloud}
Iâm sorry, I get a little spaced out when I read a good book! What did you just say?
*listener speaks*
Oh, thatâs not good. When they were looking around, they were looking for this book? Do I have the only copy of this in the whole library? Wait, why were they looking for erotica? And how can they be confident enough to ask a stranger to hand them smut?
*small pause*
Wait! This is good! Theyâre comfortable asking because they think we both like this! Common ground! Yay!
*small pause*
Maybe itâs not so great that our common ground is something I picked up on accident but, I can work with this! I like fanfics, and this is pretty much the same thing, right?
*small pause*Wait, I havenât responded in a bit. I need to say something.
{outloud}
This book? Oh, I just picked it up. I donât normally read this kind of thing.
*small pause*I really hope that sounds like, âIâm new to the community and want a guideâ and not âThis is weird and youâre weird for liking it.â
*listener speaks*
{outloud}
Oh, itâs a sequel, is it? Well, I um⌠I suppose that means I should go find the first one!
*small pause*
That was the most stilted, robotic thing youâve ever said in your life! Youâre running this for us!
*listener speaks*
{outloud}
You just finished the first one? Thatâs great! We can swap!
*small pause*
Okay. Time to make our move! Use all the romance points weâve been saving up and say something thatâll keep this interaction going before they hand us the book and leave!
{outloud}
Hey, Iâm actually planning to go soon. Would you like to come to the librarian with me so we can check both books out?
*small pause*
No! You idiot! Theyâre just going to hand you the book and let you check out alone! And when you check out, you have to leave! You spoke yourself into a corner!
*small pause*
Oh my goddess. Theyâre smiling. And saying something vaguely supportive? Why canât I hear them? Come on, brain, focus! I know that them being this close to them is hard, but we cannot fumble this now!
{outloud}
Yeah, that sounds great!
*small pause*
I have no idea what I just agreed to. Please be something good and not, âLetâs swap books and never speak again.â
*small pause*
Wait, what are they doing with that paper?
*small pause*
Oh Goddess. Oh goddess thank you for this blessing! Theyâre writing their phone number! At least, I assume itâs their phone number.
*small pause*
Wow, I really wish I knew what they said. Because I have no idea why they would offer up a phone number this early. Did I join a bookclub? An erotic bookclub? That might be fun. Wait, no it wouldnât be, I canât talk about smut with other real people! Over the internet is one thing, but face to face?
*small pause*Donât think about that. Think about⌠how that area code isnât local! So itâs probably not a pizza place or something. Not that I could think of a reason why someone would go out of their way to offer up the phone number of a business, but, nice to cover my bases.
*small pause*Theyâre almost done! I probably have to respond when they hand it to me, donât I? Iâll just, say something vague.
{outloud}
Thanks! Do you want to head to the check, now?
*small pause*
They said yes! Which means I get to walk next to them! Ooh, and maybe weâll hold hands!
*small pause*
Wait, thatâd be weird. I donât even know their name.
*small pause*
Oh goddess. Did they say their name when I wasnât listening?
*small pause*
Ignore that! Itâll come up again. Hopefully.
*small pause*
Theyâre moving! Which means I should move too! Oh, and if I play my cards right, maybe Iâll be able to smell them!
*small pause*Thatâs creepy. Donât think that.
*small pause*
Come on, theyâre so dreamy! And with those wolf senses, they can definitely smell me, so itâs fair!
*small pause*
I did put on deodorant this morning, right?
*small pause*
Yeah! I definitely did! Even if I canât really remember.
*small pause*
I donât stink, right?
*small pause*
Maybe I could pass a skunk! Wait no, I canât start lying to someone that I want a long-term relationship with.
*small pause*
Then again, how hard would it be to fake being a skunk forever?
*small pause*
Okay, this train of thought is going off the rails. I am officially shutting this thing down. For the next few minutes, we are going to focus, and listen, and do our best not to screw this up. Got it? Good. Now, stop thinking.
*pause*
Their ears look really cute.
*small pause*
Oh, mutton chops.
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