[PART 1 - https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/xsl9mm/f4a_im_not_addicted_needy_vampire_gf_wants_your/]

[PART 2 - https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/xvc8qu/f4a_wwhat_are_you_doing_giving_your_vampire_gf/]

Description: Sometimes it's best to not leave your vampire girlfriend alone, even if it's for work, chaos might strike if you do...

[START]

Girlfriend: "Oh no, you're giving that look..."

Girlfriend: "You know exactly what I mean, it's the look!"

Girlfriend: "What do you mean I'm not trying to leave, why would I try to leave?"

Girlfriend: "You're...blocking my exit now-I mean hey, how was work?"

Girlfriend: "I didn't say anything, I-I...I coughed, yes it was just some coughs!"

Girlfriend: Fake coughing.

Girlfriend: "But don't worry about it, I'll just take some medicine if you'll let me leave the room."

Girlfriend: Disappointed sigh.

Girlfriend: "...Fine...what did I do this time?"

Girlfriend: "No! I'm not admitting that I did something wrong, it's just that you only ever give me that look when you think I did something wrong!"

Girlfriend: "...Okay yeah, you've never been wrong about that sort of thing in the past..."

Girlfriend: "But still!! not admitting anything here!"

Girlfriend: "Oh..."

Girlfriend: Nervous. "Y-You got approached by one of the neighbors before you came inside?"

Girlfriend: Nervous. "What...w-what did they say?"

Girlfriend: "Heh wow, that must've been really weird for them to exper-oh..."

Girlfriend: "...She saw me?"

Girlfriend: "Well..."

Girlfriend: "Yes...I may or may not have seen her come home with some steaks...a lot of steaks..."

Girlfriend: "A-And they looked really great, even uncooked, and I...happened to be hungry..."

Girlfriend: "And then I saw that the steaks were quite bloody...and I was even hungrier for that so...so...this isn't getting better is it?"

Girlfriend: "Huh!?"

Girlfriend: "What?! no!!"

Girlfriend: "I wasn't stalking our neighbor!!"

Girlfriend: "No I w-wasn't!"

Girlfriend: "I just heard a car outside and thought it was you coming home from work early, but it turned out to be her instead."

Girlfriend: "I just can't believe she saw me!"

Girlfriend: "Oh..."

Girlfriend: "In my mind that went a lot smoother..."

Girlfriend: "Did I really break her patio door?"

Girlfriend: "Wow..."

Girlfriend: "I guess that shows how hungry I really was..."

Girlfriend: "Hmm?"

Girlfriend: "Oh, what I did with the steaks?"

Girlfriend: "Well I threw them into the fridge."

Girlfriend: "Oh come on, you know I can't cook!!"

Girlfriend: "I mean I could've tried, but I didn't want you to come home to a mess."

Girlfriend: "Well...I was kinda hoping you would...cook them?"

Girlfriend: "...Please?"

Girlfriend: "Give them back!?!"

Girlfriend: "Hell no!"

Girlfriend: "Pay her for the door!?!"

Girlfriend: "Even bigger hell no!!!"

Girlfriend: "...She's gonna call the cops if I don't?"

Girlfriend: Sighs. "Urggggghhh, fine!!"

Girlfriend: "I'll go to the store right now and buy some new steaks, and I'll pay her for the damages when I get back."

Girlfriend: Sad sigh. "And I just saved up enough to buy 'Kung Fu Ninja Ultimate Slayer Death Battle 2'."

Girlfriend: Even sadder sigh. "Yeah I know... the first game is way better..."

Girlfriend: "But gameplay aside, I have to find out what happens in the story!!!"

Girlfriend: "Yeah yeah, I'm going already!"

Girlfriend: "Wait really? you are gonna make the steaks for me while I'm gone?"

Girlfriend: "I'll come back as quickly as possible."

Sound of her quickly rushing out of the house.

[END]

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