Notes: This script is okay for monetization. Can be used on Patreon, just let me know if you do. If you use it, please give credit. You can change pronouns if preferred but otherwise please don't edit the script. My scripts are meant for adult audiences and all characters are 18 . For clarification on the format of the script, any place that says (Pause) is a place for the Listener's response. Anything in \asterisks and italics** isn't meant to be read aloud, it's there to either hint at the tone or provide context that might help the script make more sense.

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Summary: Listener is a witch who lives in a cabin in the woods near the mountains. Just as they've returned from gathering supplies, they see a harpy - Narrator - flying out of the cabin window with Listener's wand. After following them to their nest, Listener confronts Narrator about their wand. But instead of admitting that Narrator stole Listener's wand, Narrator begins to accidentally flirt with Listener.

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Word Count: Approximately 1,076 words (Not including any actions or cues left in asterisks and italics)

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Writer’s Notes: Holy shit, I haven't had writer's block this bad in a while! Hopefully I'm over the worst of it, but it may be a while before I get my next script done! I honestly thought this script would be garbage since I used it to sort of work out the writer's block, but I'm actually pretty happy with it! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this nice Halloween-ish script!

Script Below:

\It’s a cool autumn day, with the wounds blowing through the trees and leaves crunching under Linstener’s feet as they approach the cave in the woods They step inside to find who they’ve been looking for - Narrator, a harpy who Listener saw steal their wand. Narrator is humming to themself happily as they look over their new treasure. However, this humming abruptly stops when they realize Listener is there.**

\Surprised** “Huh? Who’s there?”

\Listener steps forward, announcing themself.**

\Quiet, to themself** “Oh, wow… So beautiful, just like the gems I found in that chest on the pirate’s ship…”

(Pause)

“Wait, hold on. Who are you?!”

(Pause

“A-A witch? Why is a witch here?”

(Pause)

“What? ‘Stole from you?!’ But I haven’t stolen anything! I-I would never steal anything!”

\Mumbling** “Well, except for a few times…”

“But I’ve never stolen anything from you! I’m sure I’d remember stealing from someone so…”

\Narrator trails off. Listener asks what they were about to say.**

“Huh? Nothing! I didn’t say anything- I mean, I wasn’t going to say anything!”

(Pause)

“No, I wasn’t! There was nothing else I was going to say! I was just saying that I didn’t steal from you!”

(Pause)

“No, I wasn’t going to say anything about you, or how you look like you're worth more than the necklace I stole last week!”

\Realizing what they said, Narrator makes a noise of panicked embarrassment before covering their mouth. Listener asks them what they mean by that.**

\Embarrassed, obviously lying** “What did I mean by what? I didn’t say anything about how attractive you are!”

(Pause)

“N-No, I didn’t… I didn’t say that! It would be weird to call someone who just invaded my nest ‘attractive!’ E-Even if you are…”

(Pause)

“Well I can’t help it! You are! Your eyes are just…”

\Narrator trails off as they see Listener watching them.**

\Distracted** “Oh, wow… Your eyes… ”

(Pause)

\Flustered again** “Uh, sorry, I-I didn’t mean to sound weird! You just have really pretty eyes and I like looking at them because they look like the shiny rocks I pick up on the beach. Oh gods, now the person who’s invading my nest thinks I’m weird!”

\There’s a short pause before Narrator, upon realizing what they’ve said, points at Listener in an accusatory manner.**

\Indignant** “Hey, wait! You’re invading my nest! I already told you that I didn’t steal your wand, so you…”

\Growing uncertain** “You, uh… you should… leave, I guess? Oh, but I don’t want you to leave. You’re so nice to look at, and I want to see you more. You look even prettier than the crystals that the nice fairy gave me when I gave her that weird glowy paper with all those big words.”

\Listener pauses, asking Narrator if they were the one who stole a scroll with forbidden spells on it from a nearby wizard.**

\Confused** “Huh? ‘Scroll of Forbidden Magic?’ I’ve never heard of it. And I didn’t steal it from a mage, I just found it in this really tall tower that the fairy pointed out to me. It was all alone on this weird table with all these old books and funny-looking jars. So, I just took it and gave it to the fairy, and she gave me the cool crystals, and then I took them back here to put with the rest of my things!”

\Listener asks if Narrator does that a lot.**

“Do I do ‘what’ a lot?”

(Pause)

“‘Trading?’ Oh, you mean get things for people so they give me cool, shiny things! Yeah, I do that a lot. If they have something they need me to get and they promise to give me something in return, then I’ll get them whatever they need. My wings make it really easy, since I can get to a lot of places that other people can’t. You know, since I can use them to fly. And I’m really good at flying too! I get chased a lot when I’m getting things for people, so I have to fly away, which gives me a lot of practice. I don’t know why those people chase me, but I’m faster than them, so it’s okay.”

\Narrator laughs, feeling happy. Listener asks Narrator if they get a lot of treasure for their trouble.**

“Yeah, people give me a lot of cool things for getting them what they want! I have a whole stash of stuff people have given me.”

\Shy** “Um, you-you seem pretty cool, so I could show you… If you want, I mean.”

(Pause)

“Great! Here, come with me.”

\Excitedly, Narrator pulls Listener further into the cave, leading them to a huge pile of shiny items ranging vastly in actual monetary value.**

“This is all the treasure I’ve gotten paid with!”

\Rummaging through the pile, Narrator excitedly throws stuff into Listener’s hands.**

“Look at this! The mermaids said that it’s called ‘sea glass,’ and they give me some every time I bring them fruit! They told me that they really like fruit, but it doesn’t grow underwater, so they have to pay people to bring it to them. And this! This is a bell! I got it from a vampire because he wanted some blood! I don’t know why he seemed confused when I brought him some blood I found in a flask, but he gave me the bell anyway, so I don’t think it matters. Ooh, look at this one! It’s the shiniest crown I’ve ever gotten. I got it from a guy with a long cape! He said I’d just have to bring him someone’s head, so I took it off their neck and brought it to the man with the cape and he gave me the crown! It’s got a lot of rubies - which are my favorite - but it also has diamonds, and I like those a lot too. Oh! And look at this! I found this one today, all on my own!”

\Suddenly, Narrator hands Listener their own wand, which they’d stolen earlier in the day.**

“I don’t know what it is or why it’s just a long stick with those swirly designs carved into it, but look at the shiny rock at the end! I asked one of the fairies that I saw when I was flying, and she told me that it’s called a ‘wand!’ I don’t know what that means, but look at the rock! It’s so shiny and smooth! The fairy told me it’s called ‘quartz,’and that a lot of magic users like it! Oh! You’re a witch, do you like quartz?”

(Pause)

“Hm? You have a strange look on your face, is something wrong?”

\Listener tells Narrator that it’s their wand.**

“Your wand? But I found it earlier. How could it be your wand?”

(Pause)

“Well, yeah, I found it inside a cabin. A really cute little cabin with lots of quilts! But why does that matter?”

(Pause)

“Your cabin? But then that means that the wand is- Oh, it’s your wand!”

\Narrator laughs, amused by the whole situation.**

\Happy** “I didn’t realize that the wand belonged to someone! Here, you can have it back. I didn’t mean to steal from you, I’m sorry about that. Well, actually, I’m not too sorry, since I wouldn’t have gotten to meet you if I hadn’t stolen it.”

\Listener tells Narrator that they’re glad they met Narrator, too.**

\Hopeful** “Really? You’re glad you met me, too?”

\Narrator laughs again, giddy.**

“Does that mean I can see you again?”

\Listener confirms that they can.**

“Really?! Then… can we maybe go for a walk tomorrow? Just through the forest? Maybe even down to the waterfall where the singing flowers grow?”

(Pause)

“Perfect! I still remember where your cabin is, so I’ll come by around noon. Does that work for you?”

(Pause)

“Oh, I can’t wait! This is going to be so fun! Here, you need to go home so tomorrow can get here faster!”

\Listener, amused, begins to walk towards the entrance of the cave.**

“Oh, wait! Before you go, take this!”

(Pause)

\Shy** “It’s a dagger. Harpies always give gifts to the people that they… Well, to the people that they want to court.”

\Excited again** “Alright, now go! The sooner you get home, the sooner tomorrow comes and the sooner we can go on our date! Go on! I’ll see you tomorrow!”