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Context: You're the new kid at school after being kicked out of every other school in the county. Wonder why? Regardless, you have one running trait: you tolerate no shit from bullies, no matter who or what they are, but it seems like you'll have to reiterate that point all over again.

Setting: Your new school

Tags:[M4A][Bully x Bully?][Bully Speaker][No Nonsense Listener][Putting Him In His Place][Fight][Somehow, Boyfriend Acquired][Gender-Neutral Listener][Mommy/Daddy/Yes Chef][Very Spicy][Sub Speaker][Dom Listener][CW: Violence/Bullying/A lot of spice]

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Unmarked text is the Bully

[DF] = Dude's friend, who knows better than to fuck around

[T] = The teacher, who's gonna come back to one Hell of a party

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[Scene opens in the hallway of your brand new school]

[SFX: School chatter]

[It doesn’t take long before a conversation hits your ear - a very familiar one. You spot a very obvious delinquent standing in his very obvious circle of very obviously delinquent friends]

“Man, I cannot WAIT to meet this stupid new kid. I heard they got kicked out of every other school in the county! Well, that’s just because they’ve never met me, hehe. I’m gonna get them with the old: “smack their books out of their hands then punch them when they go to pick them up” trick. Then a good locker timeout. That’ll take care of everything, namely the notion of: you drag your miserable self around my school, you best know who to respect!”

[...]

[You push through the crowd but people quickly dart out of your way as you stride toward the little shit talker]

“Hehe, oh, it’s gonna be golden. It’s gonna…be…um…”

[He pauses as you stop in front of him and his friends, notably larger than most of them]

“Well hey there, Mountain! Oof, you’re a big ol’ thing, aincha? Issat why you’re carrying all your books in your arms? Getting in a workout? Yeah, me too. If you want, I can help you carry-”.

[He yelps as you slap his books out of his hand]

“Hey! What the fuck are you doing knocking my books out of my hand like that?!”

[...]

[The lobby of the school has gone dead silent]

“Excuse me?! Pick them up? How about YOU fucking pick them up!”

[You growl down at him and he stops, eyes wide]

“O-OK, uh… Yeah, I’m picking them up…”

[He kneels, fuming, until you speak again]

“Huh…? You want me to read the title of the book you’re holding in front of me? I… fucking why?! Agh, OK, OK! Here, give me the fucking thing!”

[He yanks it from you and holds it up in front of his face]

“Christ… it says “Introduction to Chemistr-EEGH!”

[You punch him through the book mid-sentence before grabbing him, cramming him into what you assume to be his locker, and slam the door shut]

“AGH?! YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE THROUGH THE BOOK?! AGGH, wait, no no no no, not the locker!!!”

[SFX: A punch and a locker slamming shut]

[You turn silently to his friends and glare down at them]

[Pause?]

[DF] “U-Uh… nope, no problem here, new, giant friend. Can we please buy you your first lunch here, new, giant friend?”

[You pat him on the head with a snort, grab your books and head off to class]

**[Time transitions to a few hours later]*\*

[You’re sitting in chemistry class and the bully sits nearby, notably bruised and shaken]

[T] “OK, class. I’d like for you to note down formulas while I run to get some supplies, OK? All of you behave!”

[The teacher rushes out and people begin to chat. The bully wastes no time in standing up and beelining for you]

“Hey! You’re fucking dead, new kid! They had to fucking cut that locker open with a saw!”

[Pause]

“Don’t you fucking ignore me! You got the upperhand on me in the lobby, fine, but I’m the big dog around here, and I am not about to-!”

[You push him and he stumbles, arms flailing]

“HEY! Did you just fucking push me?!”

[Pause]

“What?! What do you mean: “No, I’m just speaking the only language idiots like you understand”?! You know what, no, right here, new kid, let’s fucking go!”

[You sigh through your nose and stand. Once more, the others fall silent]

“Yeah, there you go, Mountain. Stand on up, lemme take a proper crack at you!”

[SFX: The bully getting socked again]

“Guh!!”

[SFX: A thud as he falls to the floor, wheezing for air]

“Hhgh… s-shit, I can’t… Eugh, m-my stomach!”

[You look down at him, unimpressed as he stares up at you in terror]

[Pause]

“E-Excuse me? I-I am NOT a little bitch boy!”

[Pause]

“I AM NOT A SUBBY BOY EITHER! Stoooopp! I am not a subby boy trying to goad someone into putting him in his place! I’m nooooott!!!”

[Pause]

[He’s bright red and stuttering as you lean down and smirk at him]

“W-What…? What do I want to call you? I-I don’t know, what the fuck do you want me to call you?”

[You pause, letting everyone really savor the awkward]

“E-Excuse me?! You’ll accept “Mommy, Daddy, or ‘Yes Chef’”?! Now hold on a fucking second, I-I’m not… t-this isn’t… that kind of…”

[Pause]

“...y-you’re gonna keep humiliating me until I stop being a dick…?”

[Pause]

“H-Hey, no, don’t…”

[He lets out a small whine]

“Dooon’t. Please? P-Pretty please? Please forgive me? I don’t want a collar, I’ll be a good boy!”

[SFX: Some quiet snickering from the other students]

“H-Huh? You’re helping me up…?”

[He takes the hand you offer and you help him up]

[Pause]

“What…? Y-You’re… apologizing for beating me up? Why?”

[You explain]

“You don’t… like doing it… but you’re not about to take shit from subby bitch boys who- Wha?! HEY!”

[Pause]

“Yes, chef. Sorry, chef… Um… a-are we dating now?”

[Pause]

“O-OK. Uh… m-movie on Friday?”

[Pause]

“Yeah yeah yeah, I’ll totally buy the snacks too! Um, 7 PM?”

[Pause]

“Cool. I’ll, uh… I’ll see you then?”

[Pause]

“...Do I really have to say it…?”

[Pause]

[He sighs, face flushed and eyes down]

“...I’m a good boy…”

[You pat his head, which elicits happy delinquent purrs, then tell him to fuck off, which he quite eagerly does]

[To be continued?]

Note: Mountain - Enby Legend, Bully Tamer and Masterchef.