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Context: There's a strange building that runs a strange program - said program is, largely, an effort to rehome and rehabilitate yanderes. Any who undertake the challenge are given monetary rewards, and that certainly makes it appealing. But you signed up for a different reason and, after rigorous training, the day came that you adopted your own yandere. The most extreme case at the center was your choice ala a seemingly nervous, wounded man named Desmond or "Dez". You've brought him home and it's time to [==SIGNAL INTERUPT==] let him put you down.

Setting: Home

Tags: [M4A][Strangers to Lovers][Yandere Fiance Speaker][Two Speakers][Self-Aware Yandere][BFE][Desperate][Obsession][Possessive][Fight][Wholesome][Healthy Relationsh[==SIGNAL INTERUPT] Doomed Relationship][CW: Sleeper Agent Implications/Mild Violence/Cat Drama]

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[Scene opens back home]

[SFX: Keys jiggling, a door opening and then closing]

[You quietly put your keys, coat, and hatchet up, petting Mrs. Whiskers for a bit before joining your fiance in bed]

“Mmh…? Sweetie, are you home?”

[Pause]

“Oh, thank God. I-I’ve never needed Sweetie cuddles more than I do right now… W-Would you hold me? P-Please?”

[You embrace him as he curls up in your arms]

“S-Sorry, I… I know it’s really late a-and I’m sure you just want to sleep, b-but my Dad called me b-back and… a-and I’m just overwhelmed right n-now, you know?”

[Pause]

“I-It went better than I thought it would… H-He wants to go to therapy together! I-Isn’t that something?”

[Pause]

“Mmh. Head pats. I like head pats… Oh. H-Huh? W-What’d you say, sweetie?”

[Pause]

[He laughs quietly against your chest]

“H-Haha… i-is saying “I’m yandere for you” the new I love you, now?”

[Pause]

“Hehe, f-fair, I guess… I-I’m very yandere for you, i-in that case…”

[You smooch his forehead a few times until he’s a giggly, but relaxed, cuddlebug]

“... y-you know… I-I grew up s-so alone, for the most part… a-and now that I’m here, with you… I just feel so safe, l-like: “Yes! T-This is it! T-This is what I’ve b-been waiting for all of m-my life!”. And… oh, i-it’s so worth it. I c-can be honest with you, a-and you can be honest with me… r-right?”

[Pause]

“Y-You’re not hiding something… r-right?”

[Pause]

[He snorts and shakes his head]

“V-Very funny. Sure y-you used to be an assassin called “the Destroyer”. Y-You’re so cute, c’mere, i-it’s my turn to cuddle you.”

[He hugs you. You give up on trying to convince him and snuggle back]

“W-Was your walk nice?”

[Pause]

“Good. Y-You deserve all the nice things f-for putting up with me…”

[Pause]

“OK, OK… I know y-you want me here a-and aren’t just putting up with me… D-Did you see Mrs. Whiskers, by the way? It’s g-gonna be any day now…”

[Pause]

[He sits up quickly, almost knocking his crown into your chin]

“S-She was in her carrier? I-It’s gotta be about time then! I-I’m gonna go sit with her, OK? Y-You should g-get some rest.”

[Pause]

“O-Of course, you can be there with me, sweetie! I-I’d love nothing more, b-b-but you have to be tired, y-you got that nap in, b-but…”

[Pause]

“...y-yeah. I… I really like that idea. Just t-taking our old comforter a-and cuddling up in front of the fire so Mrs. Whiskers d-doesn’t have to go it alone. W-We’re a family now, right? R-Right?”

[Pause]

[Dez beams and scrambles out of bed and into the living room while you follow behind]

“H-Hey, Mrs. Whiskers!”

[SFX: Eldritch hissing]

“...y-yeah, s-she’s going into l-labor, alright. O-OK, we just need to give her s-some space and be quiet.”

[You get the fireplace going and settle with Dez on the couch, cuddling up]

“I love you… s-so much… I still h-have nightmares w-where I think I’ve w-woken back up at the c-center, a-and… a-and you’re gone… I don’t k-know what I’d do without you, baby, I-I…”

[Pause]

“I… I-I can lose everyone else, b-but not you, O-OK? P-Please…”

[His body grows taut against yours and his muscles tense]

“A-Am I OK? Y-Yeah, just… j-just…”

[No matter how he fights it, his hand shakily clasps around your neck]

“N-No, I-I-! T-That’s not me, I-I’m not g-grabbing your throat! No no no please, please not again, please, I don’t w-want to kill again, n-not them! Not anyone!”

[Pause!]

“I-I-I-I’m breathing! I-I’m fighting a-a-as hard as I can…! Nngh, baby, you g-gotta run! R-Right now! I-I don’t know h-how or w-why but w-when this happens, I-I black out a-a-a-and-!”

[Pause]

“...S-Sorry… W-Why are you s-sorry…?”

[You clasp his wrist and, as gently as possible, throw him on the ground in front of the couch and sit on his back, holding his arm at an awkward angle]

[SFX: Thuds, Dez groaning, etc.]

“...that was a mean Judo toss, baby.”

[Pause]

“It’s not… nice… to Judo toss your fiance, sweetheart.”

[Pause]

[He exhales, and his voice drains of emotion]

“Orders understood. Eliminate targ-HRK!”

[You deliver a sharp blow and knock him out]

[Time transition of a few hours]

[You hear Dez groan from the living room and finish up in the kitchen before walking out to meet him. He sits up, rubbing his head and looking around in confusion]

“H-Huh? Aww, did I fall back asleep?”

[Pause]

“I-I’m sorry, sweetie… D-Did I miss it?”

[You nod to the kennel where an exhausted Mrs. Whiskers is still doing the arduous trek towards motherhood]

“O-Oh, good… B-Baby, what happened to your neck…? Y-You’ve got… a hand mark?! W-Who hurt you?!”

[Pause]

“I-I… s-squeezed a little w-while we were cuddling? O-Oh God, I-I am… I am s-so sorry! Y-You know I’d never hurt you, right?”

[Pause]

[Your fiance turns bright red and sputters]

“D-Donnnn’t tease me like that, just c-cause I’m not into…y-you know… I-I-I-I mean I’m glad you like it b-b-but-!”

[You gently bump into his side and cuddle back up while Mrs. Whiskers glares daggers at you both]

“...a-are you sure you’re OK…? It… l-looks painful…”

[Pause]

“O-OK… I trust you, sweetie…”

[Pause]

“H-Huh? I know y-you just want me to b-be able to be myself, baby. A-And you’ve worked really hard t-to help me know that. I-It’s been a long journey, b-but… I think w-we’ll get there, d-don’t you?”

[Your eyes briefly go back to the kitchen before returning to his]

[Pause]

“Mmh…? Oh… T-That was… a-a-a deep kiss… W-Wow, I, uh… oh! L-Look, the kittens are coming!”

[SFX: More Eldritch hissing]

“S-Sorry, sorry…”

[He whispers:]

“L-Look, the kittens are coming!”

[You curl back up with him and watch the beautifully horrific miracle of life take effect while your fiance lets out massive streams of excited vowels before he gasps:]

“B-Baby, listen to their l-little mewls… Ohhh, God, h-here’s the waterworks. D-damnit, t-t-this is why we can’t go and see a-any of those animated movies from that studio you l-like c-c-cause they always have t-t-that one moment that j-just rips your heart out! I-I just don’t wanna be the g-guy sobbing i-in a movie theater f-full of toddlers, you know?”

[Pause]

“D-Don’t you dare do the “remember me” t-trick on me, I w-will cry harder a-a-and you’ll f-feel bad, s-so there…”

[Pause]

“Y-Yeah, well, maybe I w-will write some code that spits out the message “My fiance is a butt but I love them”! I’ll do it right now, it’ll t-t-take me one minute!”

[He giggles and you giggle, at peace, for the moment]

“I-I love you, sweetie.”

[Pause]

“H-Huh…? D-Don’t…be too hard on myself if I falter? Ah… haha, O-OK, sweetie. W-Whatever you want, I’ll do it. Doesn’t matter what.”

[To be continued]