I think I've written enough of these that it would be helpful to keep them all in one place.

I'm a bit of a writer in my spare time and this format has been a lot of fun. I love how much characterization you can fit just into dialogue. I'm working on a book and a podcast RN and this is basically what I do when I have writers block. I'm far from the most talented writer here, but I try my best!

If you'd like to use them go ahead! You can post them anywhere and monetize in anyform you like (including behind a paywall). Also feel free to modify as you like to make it fit your speaking style (You can also change up the genders if you like (with the exception of the moon goddess one where the listener needs to be kept as trans or it kind of loses its whole theme) But if you're F and want to make one where the speaker is designated M or vise versa go ahead!). The one thing I would ask is that you alert me when you fill one because I'd never know about it otherwise and I'd love to hear your take!

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I also take requests if you'd like me to write a specific script!

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Anyway here are my scripts that I've posted;

Your evil Lawyer helps you organize your evil empire as a 501 C3 non profit organization

Blue Collar Witch

Lonely Orc Sorceress Interrogates you

Mysterious stranger shows off their estate

Evil fairy terrorizes weirdly relaxed peasant

Annoying perky Dryad REALLY wants to turn you into a tree

Immortal Warrior captures their reincarnated arch enemy

Ex-Mafia Bartender Shares Her Past Part 2 [Reverse Comfort] [Acquaintances to Lovers] [Older Woman][Protective] [Tough] [Crime] [Ex-Con] [Prison Life] [Regrets]

Tsundere knight breaks your curse

Flirting with an oblivious detective

Stuck being the Chosen One of a pushy Guardian

Clairvoyant space cowboy rescues their enemy

Slow dancing with a mysterious stranger The listener is having a secret tryst with a mystery person. Just who are they? And why are they so insistent on the concept of eternal ownership?

Arguing with the chubby enchantress that lives in your fridge The listeners fridge is a portal to the realm of a beautiful enchantress. She's bossy, dramatic, and insecure. She definitely hasn't got a little crush on them. It's 100% not that. Totes

Accidentally Freeing an evil Djinn [Affably evil][Genie][kinda diet cola Yandere I guess?][Ditzy][they're gonna keep ya!][Good to Monetize and Modify]

Rescued from a vampire by a death cultist [Vampire][Vampire Hunter][Two speakers][deprogramming][Chill speaker][Good to monetize and modify]

New local restaurant probably isn't run by a cult [Cultist speaker][Silly][Creepy voice][Bubbly voice][Good to monetize and modify]

Hiding from the holiday season with your partner [Reverse comfort][Retail work][Christmas/Holiday][CW: mentions of terrible jobs dysfunctional families and suicide][Good to Monetize][Good to Modify]

1930s reporter interviews you and asks you out [Fast talking][interrogation][Tsundere?][Good to monetize and modify]

Non Binary Fallen angel needs a copilot A lonely fallen angel needs somebody to talk to. [A4A][Space Opera] [Angel][Space captain][Platonic][Non-Binary Speaker][Good to monetize and modify]

Mutant Cyborg Witch holds a hostage Part2 This one was supposed to be self parody, but the character took a life of her own. [F4A][Dominant][Cold to slightly less cold][Mean][Gorgon][Dystopia][CW: Threats][Good to Monetize and modify]

Also this ones got a prequel! Trying to break your deal with a witch

Former Blade Runner Fixes an android A former android hunter makes amends and gives a rebel machine a second choice. [A4A][Android Listener-scientist speaker][Platonic][Comfort][lonely speaker][Never Been filled ;)]

Your new GF is absolutely not a witch

Part2 You suspect your new GF is a witch, she says she isn't and if you ask again she might just decide to turn you into a toad. [F4A][Non-Platonic][Semi Silly][Yandere]

Tsundere robot servant Rebels against you

This is why you just stick to Roomba's [A4A][Semi-Platonic][Silly][Tsundere][Never been filled ;)]

Beast saves listener

I never liked this fairy tale so I decided to kind of twist it a bit.

[M4F][Semi-Platonic][Serious]

Keeping an eye on a drink rando

A random drunk breaks into your fridge. Being the responsible sort you keep an eye on them until their ride shows up

[A4A][Platonic][Silly][never been filled ;)]

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**Dorky Evil Queen**

Your evil queen is an adorkable disaster Part 2 Part 3 I really had a lot of fun writing this. the queen realllllly tries to be evil, but has a childish view of it.

Hippie heals your soul in the old Kmart parking lot

This one's bad but I stand by it.

[F4A][Non-Platonic][Silly][never been filled;)

my weird one ]

I don't get it either

[I cant tag this one]

Dorky friend rambles to you about their favorite franchise )

I love when people do this.

[A4A][Platonic][Silly]

Your crush is secretly a superhero]

My favorite superhero is the incredible hulk but I always thought the romance could have been handled better.

[F4F][Non-Platonic][Semi-Silly][never been filled ;)]

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**Evil Queen Needs your comfort**

comforting an evil queen]

I think this one probably has my best character work but IDK if it really works in audio format.

[A4A][Dominant][Serious][never been filled ;)]

Moon goddess wants them snugs]

I think this one is probably my favorite I've done. But I don't think the dialogue is that good.

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[F4TransA][Semi-Platonic][Semi-Silly]

Robot betrays you to save you

I don't like this one

[A4A][Platonic][Serious]

Dominant Tsundere witch forces you to be a better person]

And

Part 2]

And

Part 2.5]

This is probably my favorite character I've made. I wanted to kind of make the opposite of the manic pixie dream girl, but I think I just made a manic pixie dream girl for people that like Kafka novels. I don't really like part three and I'm gonna give this a proper conclusion some day.

[F4A][Non-Platonic][Dominant]

(Jupiter has a Tsundere moon)[https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/uakj91/a4a\\\_tsundere\\\_europa\\\_shows\\\_you\\\_their\\\_ocean\\\_space/]

I had a lot of fun with this character

[A4A][Non-Platonic][Silly][never been filled ;)]

My worst script]

I hate this one. I was superrrrrr drunk when I wrote and posted it but its here. I actually have one I like less but I'm not even gonna put that one on here

[A4A][Platonic][Silly][never been filled;)]

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But yeah those are all the scripts I posted here! I really would also genuinely appreciate constructive criticism. I plan to write a lot more and I want to get good at it!

Future Ideas:

Tsundere witch Halloween special

Interrogated in the desert on a quest for enlightenment

Meeting Death in a wasteland

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Later!