HAHA heyy so like- I've been gone for quite a while damn. To be completely honest, I haven't been working on scripts partly because of being out of the house so often, some parts are because I've lowkey forgotten about it, and a newer part is the Genshin Update. So here's a lil quick one :) Also you can change the pronouns to what suits you or what audience you want to target your audience to, I'm just used to she/her. ^_^

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(door opening and closing)

Back already? Could've stayed gone for longer. Could've had more peace and quiet in here.

(sigh or inhale/exhale)

Shopping?

(short pause)

Whatever. What'd you guys buy?

(plastic bag sounds idk get creative <3 )

Wait... Is that another couple thing?

(sigh)

You know I hate matching things. Why would you get me something that would make it so obvious that we're- together???

Plus this looks like it's for children. What is that?.. Yellow kitty?

Hello Kitty whatever. My point still stands. All of my friends are gonna be making fun of me if I go out having that thing on me. It's so embarrassing. You already know I hate cringey couple matching things. Plus it's so- bright. And distracting. Where did you get it from? A McDonald's happy meal? Yeah if you thought I'd wear something like this, you're w r o n g. You should go refund it before the store closes, that way you'd at least get your money back.

(small pause)

Think about it?? No! No way in hell would I wear that for as long as I live.

(short pause)

You're still keeping it?? In case I change my mind? HA! As if. It's not gonna happen. Not in a billion years. Go to sleep. It's getting late.

(small pause)

Saturday tomorrow? Oh we can sleep in then.

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[idk how to transition from one day to another. you guys get creative :)) ]

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(yawn)

Ugh.. Damn it's 2pm already?... That was a good sleep. She's out of bed already.. Hm..

(footsteps stepping around the house or whatever)

Oh she made breakfast.. A note?

(paper unfolding sounds)

" Woke up early, made breakfast. Made plans with friends again, the same ones yesterday that I went shopping with, yes they're all girls. "

Psh why'd she have to point that out. As if I care...

I guess I'll see if the guys are online after I eat breakfast..

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(keyboard typing sounds?)

Yikes I should open my discord notifications...

(click bloop boop idk.)

Wh- Hold on... Did she change her profile picture? It's a matching profile picture- What when did she do that? Hpmh whatever. At least it isn't me.. Whatever I'll go check my other notifications. Ah Devan's online.. I'll go hop in to his party.

"Hey Devan. Yeah I just woke u..." (fading out)

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(door shut)

Hm. Shopping again? Huh you didn't get much this time. That's new. Wh- Is that the same store that you got the matching things from?

(small pause)

It isn't?... Yes it is!

(short pause)

Don't worry about it-? Pfh who said I was worried? (scoff)

It's a gift? Whatever who cares. I didn't ask.

(walking away)

That was definitely the same logo on the plastic bag as the one from yesterday... Hm... Whatever I don't care. Wait but... Why did she say not to worry about it?... Ugh.. Might as well just do what she said. It might not even be from the store.. Or she didn't buy couple things, she could've just bought something for herself.

(walking again)

Oh she's taking the stuff out of the bags.. Wait a minute- It's-!

(door opening)

You DID buy matching things again!

(short pause)

"So what" ?! I already told you I don't like matching-

(interrupted sounds idk) "uh-"

It's not for me?... W-well fine then. Good. I don't like matching things anyways...

(walking away sounds)

"Not for me"?... Then who else is it for?... Probably just- one of her best friends or something.. Maybe it's a birthday coming soon... Yeah. And to think I was actually worrie- uh- *ahem* Me? Worried? Psh...

(phone buzzing notification sound)

Huh?

(phone typing sounds)

Insta?.. Oh she posted something. Wait- What- Hold on- She changed her profile picture on insta too.. It's a matching one again- Who did she match with?... WH-

(rushed footsteps and then a door slammed open)

WHAT'S THIS? WHY ARE YOU MATCHING WITH DEVAN ON INSTA?!

(really short pause)

"WHY NOT?" WHY NOT ME?!

(short pause)

Well- Yeah I hate it. But I'd rather you matched with me than HIM!

(gasp hiccup realisation sound)

J-Jealous?!! No I'm not jealous! I just-! I-I.. I just find it offensive, that you think he's better at matching than me.

YOU WERE GONNA GIVE HIM THE STUFF YOU BOUGHT ME?! NO! WHERE IS IT?! I'LL WEAR IT! IT WOULD LOOK SO MUCH BETTER ON ME! >:(

(snatch)

SEE. *hmph* Now go unblock him on every social media site you have.

(flustered) Wh- Why are you laughing?!

CUTE?! I'M NOT CUTE. I'm simply just better than him, and proving it. *huff*

CLINGY?! That does it-

*fabric-y sounds of clothes rustling* You get human jail time. No I'm not cuddling you, I-I'm trapping you. Jeez get the difference. J-Just shut up, and stay like this for a while.. I got tired of.. having to deal with you. So let's just stay like this and close our eyes... (quiet voice) you're lucky i love you, you dork...

Huh? I didn't say anything. You're hearing things. Close your eyes and sleep already..

(idk u can put the sound of u falling asleep and breathing here if u want)

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GG THE END!

!!!!!!Ok for monetizing!!!!! :)

i was supposed to finish this waaaaay long ago- but I kept forgetting and I've been getting really busy.