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Context: There's a strange building that runs a strange program - said program is, largely, an effort to rehome and rehabilitate yanderes. Any who undertake the challenge are given monetary rewards, and that certainly makes it appealing. But you signed up for a different reason and, after rigorous training, the day came that you adopted your own yandere. The most extreme case at the center was your choice ala a seemingly nervous, wounded man named Desmond or "Dez". You've brought him home and it's time to see how he adjusts. He's been intense, as you expected, but has improved enough that you've agreed to date him. As time passes on, it will be interesting to see how you two handle the challenges thrown your way, be it feral cat... or nosy cop.

Setting: Home

Tags: [MM4A][Strangers to Lovers][Yandere Speaker][Self-Aware Yandere][BFE][Desperate][Obsession][Possessive][Reverse Comfort][Comfort][Cat Adoption][Mild Danger][Doting][Wholesome][Healthy Relationship?][CW: Police Visit]

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[P] = James, the police officer

All other unmarked text is Dez

[Scene opens in your bedroom]

[SFX: Late night TV chatter]

[Dez lies at your side, carefully brushing out a very annoyed Mrs. Whiskers]

“Y-Yeah, yeah, you c-can hiss all y-you want, but you’re matted… Such a-an attitude problem.”

[Pause]

[He sputters a bit, turning bright red]

“F-F-Fatherly? M-Me? I-I, ah… That’s… s-sweet of you to say, b-but… I can’t ever b-be a Dad. N-Not to a human kid, anyway. T-The second they got picked on at school, hoo b-boy…that’s a life s-sentence… D-Do you, ah… w-want… that…?”

[You go to answer him but a cough interrupts you, and you hurriedly turn away so you’re not coughing on him]

“Baby…? That… that cough has been getting a lot stronger these last few days. I know you weren’t out in the rain for that l-long, but it doesn’t take a lot… H-Hold still, lemme feel y-your forehead.”

[The coolness of his skin makes you flinch and he flinches in response]

“O-Oh no… y-you’re burning up…”

[Pause]

“W-What? No, I’m n-not going to sleep i-in my room for a few days, y-you need me! Y-You need your D-Dez cuddles and k-kisses and I’ll keep you nice and w-warm and make you soup-!”

[Pause?]

“Do I care a-about getting sick? N-No, not really, not as long as I c-can stay with you. Besides, m-my immune system h-has got to be t-tougher than a rhino a-after all the times I-I’ve been sick or injured…”

[Pause]

“Sweetie, you’re m-my…. You’re m-mine. I w-want to take care of you, OK? Y-You take care of me, every day… y-you make sure I eat, you s-support me doing s-some online work, y-you hold me when I freak out… y-you’ve bent over backward j-just to make sure I feel loved and s-safe. Y-You even lie on my b-bed and just… w-watch me game. D-Do you know how attractive that is? How a-attractive y-y-you are?”

[Pause]

[He smiles shyly]

“W-Well… I’m g-glad I make it h-hard to forget. Now, y-you bundle up. I-I’ll make you some tea with a-a bit of lemon. Your t-throat will start h-hurting worse otherwise.”

[He sets the enraged cat on the floor and she quickly darts under the bed with another hiss while he hurries into the kitchen. You’re just about drifting off when you hear a heavy knock from the living room]

[SFX: Harsh knocking and someone calling out:]

[P] “Police! Open up, please!”

[Confused you stand and get your robe before meandering out to the living room. You look over and see your boyfriend pale as a ghost, gawping at the door in silent panic]

“N-No, I-I-I… I s-swear I didn’t…! H-How?! How could you DO this to me?!”

[Pause]

“O-Oh suuuureee you didn’t call the police. S-Sure you didn’t.”

[Pause!]

“...O-OK, y-y-yeah, I’ve b-been with y-you all night a-and I w-would have heard if you h-had called or t-texted… I-I’m sorry, sweetie, I-I just, hhk, i-it’s so hard to b-b-breathe…”

[SFX: Another knock on the door]

[P] “Police! C’mon, open up, we’re just here to do a wellness check!”

“W-Wellness…? I-I don’t understand…B-Baby, wait!”

[You slip on a face mask and answer the door, trying not to look miserable. The officer looks at you with a raised eyebrow]

[P] “Sorry to, ah, interrupt your night. Someone called in a wellness check for a, ah… oh shit, are you serious? Desmond Weiss?”

[Your boyfriend sheepishly pokes his head around the corner]

“O-Oh. H-Hey, James.”

[P, rubbing his face with a sigh] “...what was it this time? Partner screaming from you pinning them down? Drew blood from biting too hard?”

“N-No, I-I… t-t-this is my partner! T-They’re with me. W-Willingly.”

[P] “Mmhm…”

“D-Damnit, James, y-y-you know I-I only did those t-things because t-that was w-what they liked! T-They wanted a scary d-dom yandere s-so I played the part… y-you know I don’t like hurting anyone, e-even… e-even like that!”

[P] “Uh huh.”

“I-I’m a fucking nerd! D-Do you think that I just g-go around going “Hey baby, lemme tie y-you to the bed s-so I can”, um, o-oh god, I-I can’t even say that jokingly…”

[P, with a sigh] “Is this true? Is he actually your partner? Don’t worry, OK, he can’t hurt you anymore, you just blink once if-”.

[Pause]

[The officer raises his eyebrows in surprise]

[P] “He… IS your boyfriend? Holy shit.”

“I-I know, I-I’m just as surprised as you are, J-James.”

[P] “Were you two being… unusually loud? Any neighbors that might not care for you?”

[Pause]

[P] “Hmm… You have a lot of scratches and cuts on you…”

[You nod over to the Eldritch horror that is Mrs. Whiskers, noting that she’s positioned herself for a murder leap at your new friend]

[P] “Ah, feral cat. Feral pregnant cat. Ooh, are you going to be looking to give away some kittens? My daughter has really been wanting a Tortie kitten.”

[Pause]

“Y-Yeah, my s-sweetheart here wants t-to keep Mrs. Whiskers and a-at least one kitten, but the others w-will be rehomed a-after they’ve grown enough. H-Here, y-you can have my business card. C-Check in in about eight weeks or so, OK?”

[The officer takes the card, looking further bemused]

[P] “Since when do you have a business card, Dez?”

“I-I’ve been doing p-programming online a-and I, uh, guess I-I’m kind of in high demand. S-Sweetie suggested maybe I have some cards m-made so I can network. Aren’t they smart? A-And so pretty… D-Don’t call them pretty, James, I-I’m really trying here.”

[Pause]

[P] “I… can tell. Didn’t think you had it in you, Dez. Congrats! Hope you send me an invitation to the wedding.”

[Dez goes into a sputtering spiral, bright red as you go to see James out]

[P] “Sorry for the inconvenience, folks. We have to check out any… wait…there’s something about you…”

[He takes another look at you and grows pale]

[P] “I-I… I am so sorry. So, so, so sorry! Y-You both have a good night!”

[He all but sprints off and you gently close the door behind him. You turn back to Dez as he sputters and blushes and take his hand]

“H-Huh?! O-Oh, he’s… he left. I-I’m so sorry, baby, I-I didn’t… I-I shouldn’t have accused you like that… I-It wasn’t right. Y-You’ve done everything for me w-without wanting a-anything in return e-except f-for me to be happy…H-Hey! Oh no, you almost fainted… C-C’mon, we’ll get you to bed, O-OK? I’m here. I-I’m not going anywhere…”

[Despite his stature, he picks you up easily and hurries into the bedroom, lying you down]

“T-There you go, honey. I-I’ll get you that tea, O-OK?”

[Pause]

[He smiles, shifting your hair from your face]

“T-There… let’s get y-your hair out of your face… Mmh, so pretty… My pretty baby…”

[Pause]

“H-Huh?”

[Pause]

“O-Of course I know you love me! Of course…”

[Pause]

“I-I love you, too. Get some rest, OK?”

[You settle back in while he gets the tea. The officer’s expression plays out in your mind again, and you can’t help but wonder what nosy little busybody called him there in the first place]

[To be continued]

Note: Dez's "I'm a fucking nerd" line was in no way, shape, or form inspired by any talented VAs. Nope.