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The listener wakes up from a late night nap to find a stranger from the party across the hall rummaging through their fridge. The speaker is new in town and got ditched by their friends. The listener is a platonic Tsundere.

Feel free to monetize and Modify!

As always I love feedback!

Note: This whole audio they're slurring their words and hiccuping at random intervals.

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Context that changes the dialogue in bold italics

Rummaging through fridge

Man, all this guys got is raw vegetables.

Oooooh a leftover bean burrito!

Microwave beeping

Humming

Note: Just do whatever random noises you want here. I’m just approximating the noise I make when I’m drunk and have the munchies

Listener appears behind speaker

Doo doo da doodly doo

Oh skiddily bop oh do

Skidillly bop oh do

Listener asks what they're doing in their kitchen

Yelps in surprise

Well hey there!

Yeah no I’m not raiding your fridge. I’m the parish health inspector! Yeah no that's me! Yup! Gotta test this burrito. Make sure it's safe.

Whattttttt? Of course I’m legit

No, I dont have ID. I'm from the Black Ops unit!

Listener is skeptical

Ok fineee you got me. Ok the real reason I took this burrito is because I’m a mighty master of the mystic arts. And I need this burrito to defeat the invisible gravity squid that's attacking the city. Right yeah and if I don't get the proper amount of black beans and pico de gallo my mana reserves will run low and the squid will EAT THE CITY!

So really you should be thanking me.

Of course you cant like see it its invisible and stuff man were you even listening?

Begins nomming on the burrito

Yeah I do have a lot of audacity thanks for noticing.

Oh man this is so good.

Mouth full You want some?

No? Your like loss man.

Yeah I’m from like the party over there man, my coworkers invited me . But like its kinda not really my scene man. Plus I had like a lottttttttt of this punchy stuff that I didn't realize was alcoholic. Plus like three beers so I’m wayyyyyy out of it right now my dude.

No no relaxxxxxxx it wasnt like spikeddddd I just wasn't Listeninggggg

My coworkers all ditched me and like now I don't know anybody there.

And like these two guys started arguing and I got nervous and I decided to go to the bathroom but didnt know where it was and I got out into the hall and like now I’m here.

Also I took a hugeeeeeee crap in your bathroom, I hope that's alright man.

nervous

Oh god I’m so drunk right now. I’m in a strangers apartment. Ohman ohman ohman. You’re gonna like chop me up and sacrifice me to the goat gods!

Listener tells them to relax

Oh yeah, that's what a goat cultist would say!

Ok Pinky Promise your not gonna kill me ok?

Pinky Promise!

I trust ya nowwww

Is there somebody I can call?

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

I called my sisterrrr. shes on thirds though so she can't get me for another like four hours.

Don’t tell her how wasted I got, ok? She’ll be so maddddddddd.

Hey uh since your not gonna kill me can I just hang here. I don't want to go back there I got bad vibes from that party.

I promise I won't puke anywhere!

They lie down on the ground

Just let me like curl up on the floor here. It's warm by this vent.

Hey don't make me move I like it here

I wont catch a colddddddd

Ok fine.

You’re place smells nice, it's like cilantro mixed with root beer.

Listener carries them to a couch

Hey this is a nice couch. It's fluffy and smells like weed.

You got it from the curb? You're so smarttttt I got mine from IKEA.

I like couches. I wanna be a couch tester when I grow up.

Yes I know I’m a grownup. I’m like 30, but I can still dreammmmmm.

Can I have a blanket?

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???? I promise I wont puke.

Listener gets them a blanket and sits down at the end of the couch by their feet

This is warmmmm.

Can we watch a movie while we wait?

I wanna watch a bollywood movie. Something with dancing and pretty colors. Pleaseeee?

This is better than the party. Can you hold my phone and let me know when my sister is on her way?

This place is niceeee

Listener secretly gives the sister the whole rundown of what happened.

Note you can end it here or add the vomit sound effect. I feel like that would be funnier, but also kinda ruin the wholesome.

BLARFFFF!!!!